hey like hi people, this is some stuff about me, like read it, sorry its kinda short, but its like to the point and stuff. it like tells you my name and stuff.... copyright © 2006 by sam

Sunday, April 30, 2006

My Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30%

Friday, April 28, 2006

The Greendude

Ok so heres the story of Mr. Greendude.

Greendude was a cool lemon hanging from a tree.



One day he was picked by a hand that pulled him off from his high place in the tree.



The only thing that spared him from an inevitable squashing was a pimple that he had on his head. Because of this, he was given eyes and a mouth, and placed on a stand for all to see. He now the true Greendude. May he live forever.



Thursday, April 27, 2006

at the Gym today...

Ok well I finally was able to go to the gym today. Like its been 5 days since I last went and i felt really bad. Like I felt that part of my body was missing.
Well so I go there... and I look over to the pool to see if the cute swimmer girl is there.....and no, my cute girl isn't there... well anyways I don't let that discourage me and I go for my work out. Ok so as im putting my clothes in my locker and as I lock it up, I realize that I locked my key in the locker....
So I have to go tell the lady at the counter what happened... well at least I kinda know her and she was very simpathetic about it. I felt kinda n00bish.
well, in the end it all turned out cool and all. I got a good workout and sauna. oh and it was really weird... when I was changing I had the sudden urge to check my pants pocket.. so i did and then I find a 50 peso bill that i have no recolection of. funny...

Art

some stuff i drew in my free time today...


Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Air Chairs

Air Chairs

Air chairs, what are they? Why do you need them? What do world wide stats show about them? How should you buy one?

What is it?
Air chairs are a new breed of health chairs. With the growing trend of health freaks and gurus promoting their products and ways of so called, “healthful lives,” you as an individual might wonder, “What us really good for me?” We have the answers.
Air chairs differ from other health and good posture chairs. The health chair category usually includes stools, straw and wooden chairs, as well as some new plastic, concrete, and ceramic chairs. These usually have an overall “healthful” look to them. The only downside is that they don't really help your body all that much.
Good posture chairs usually resemble a chair that looks like its straight from a horror movie. Yes, as horrible as they look, these seating items are, in fact, good for your posture. The downside of the posture chair is that they don't have that cool, classy look about them. (in writing this, i assume that your not the type that likes their house to look like a hospital.)
The Air Chair is different. It combines the artistic looks, feelings, and joy of the health chairs, along with the goodness and posture of the good posture chairs. Along with all that, Air Chairs are completely customizable.

Why do you need it?
Given that we have a basic definition of air chairs, why do you need it? According to many sources that study “pose and posture”, Air Chairs offer the civilian population more seating arrangements to choose from than are provided by normal household or forms of health chairs.
Because of the overall decline of human posture, Air Chairs have been greatly in demand. By using logical and right minded thinking skills, our scientist has deduced that over 65% of the world have or will soon have chronic bad posture.
The Air Chair improves the individuals quality of life. Studies show that compared to Health Chairs, Air Chairs give individuals a longer life span, better health care, greater economic stability and security, more prestigious employment, better sitting satisfaction, less dependency on government health support, greater community health, leadership skills, more strength to do voluntary work, more self confidence, and less criminal activity. In addition, Air Chair users supposedly have more intelligence than the average teenager. (the posture greatly enhances your brain thinking skills.)
Air Chairs will also enable individuals to expand their knowledge and skills, express their thoughts clearly in speech and writing, grasp abstract concepts and theories, and increase their understanding of of health and good posture.
“Health Magazine” published an article which said that, “we must ensure that each individual in the whole world reweaves an Air Chair that will allow full and continual participation in this dynamic period of world history.” What they are trying to say is that without and Air Chair, you may be left out. As time goes on, the relationship between an Air Chair and success will be more and more significant in our health-driven global community.

What do the stats show?
Do you know that Air Chair users are more likely to live past the age of 42? A survey of more of less than 53 people showed that people who use Air Chairs were more happy, fit, and smiling. Also of Air Chair users aged 18 to 20, 88% had passed those years comfortably and without back problems. Also, about 20% of those surveyed had received various health and fitness awards.

Now, look up and think of the long term benefits, as well as the short term benefits of the Air Chair. Remember, good health and posture is a good life.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Star bucks fans

yo all you starbucks fans. umm well like check it out, heres something that i made like on my freeday, iwanted to like put coffe in it and stuff, but it didnt look all that good so i took the coffee out and now its just the cup.

n00b

r1t3 w3l ! wsa cha77ng w17h M1ka the o7hr3e n1t3 and sh3 a$k3d m3 wut a n00b w@$ nda l1ek w3ll h3r3s teh 3xpl1ina7!on th@ u w3r3 wa71Ng 4.

Definition of no0b


Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults. Commonly found in allegiance with "1337$1'331<," or "leetspeak," the accepted language of computer gaming geeks which takes a ludicrous amount of time to type.

(A good deal of this definition is opinionated, given. But the definition still resides within.)

"MY ARE 1337 CRO-MAGNON H4XX0R!!! MY ARE PWN J00!!! n00b!!!"

n00b01


n.

1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.


v.

1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge


NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie

n.

This n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game.

v. Look at this guy n00bing it up - I've never seen anyone die so fast, so often.

n00b01


An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?


liek y3a s0 ter3s ur def of a n00b. 0 nd u r a n00b if u r r3adng tius ting.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Roses

something that i made in my freetime today.

Week 2 - Roach Frags

right, heres the frags for this week.

the winner of week two is...

Sims with 30 frags.
second place to Sam (A.K.A. "King of n00bs") with 29 frags.
and last place goes to Susy with only 8 frags.

heres more details///

Highest fragger: Sims
Highest Accuacy: Sam
I Ain't got no friends award: ----
Best broom frags: Sam
Highest Hammer Frags: Sam
Most Expensive repair award: Sam
Double kill Award: Sims
I forgot my frags Award: Suzy
Best Team play: Sims and Sam

right now roach fragging fans. get ready for week 3.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Turn your Hamster into a ......

a very atrocious idea

Friday, April 14, 2006

roach renders


right hers some models for the new game that will be coming out soon. called "Mexico"..
the object of the game... kill all the roaches that you can.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Update

cool. i totally redesigned the site this time. hopfully this will be the last edit i do to it.

Mech City

ok heres an unfinished project.. hopefully i can render out the final image...






Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Kitty Gundam EVO



Bew bew bew! You baddies better watch out, this Mobile Suit Gundam kitty is coming to kick ass and take names. This Gundam features all of the usual quirks of most other Gundams, like rockets, lasers, and super powers but also includes one more special ability. Kitty Gundam has the ability to be so damn cute that there is nothing left to do but surrender yourself to the almightiness of it. Expect to see the full length movie, Kitty Gundam, Not Your Mother’s Saucer of Milk, in the near future along with the short animated series, Kitty Gundam EVO: Days of Reckoning.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

mausoleum

AIP poster


something i did for the AIP thing.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

My hip hop album

ok so im gonna try to make a hiphop album and make it cool and all.... read on

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(18:55:08) Sam: oh hey
(18:55:10) Sam: this is cool
(18:55:19) Sam: im gonna make a hip-hop album
(18:55:23) luv_isblind_imnot: ahahhahaha
(18:55:27) luv_isblind_imnot: yeah right!!!!
(18:55:28) Sam: with cool beats and stuff
(18:55:30) Sam: yes I am
(18:55:34) Sam: simz is gonna help me
(18:55:43) Sam: seriously
(18:55:50) luv_isblind_imnot: OH MI GOD! GOOD LORD!
(18:55:53) Sam: ?
(18:56:03) Sam: what's wrong
(18:56:06) Sam: I really am
(18:56:09) luv_isblind_imnot: THAT IS JUST HILARIOUS!!!
(18:56:14) luv_isblind_imnot: I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
(18:56:15) Sam: and im gonna like do some rap in it and stuff
(18:56:19) luv_isblind_imnot: IT DRIVES ME TO CAPITAL LETTERS!
(18:56:21) luv_isblind_imnot: AHAHAHAHAHA
(18:56:22) luv_isblind_imnot: OH AHAHAHA
(18:56:24) luv_isblind_imnot: THAT IS FUNN
(18:56:26) luv_isblind_imnot: funny
(18:56:28) Sam: ok well im gonna post this on my BLOG
(18:56:35) Sam: really I will
(18:56:43) Sam: oh nice, no caps
(18:56:59) Sam: im really serious and it will turn out like super DUPER cool
(18:57:33) luv_isblind_imnot: hahahaha
(18:57:43) luv_isblind_imnot: well I hope so
(18:57:52) Sam: I'll show you!
(18:58:02) Sam: shakes his finger
(18:58:04) luv_isblind_imnot: make sure you send me it
(18:58:05) luv_isblind_imnot: fine!
(18:58:07) luv_isblind_imnot: show me!
(18:58:10) luv_isblind_imnot: let me hear it
(18:58:11) Sam: and shakes his head
(18:58:18) Sam: I haven't started yet
(18:58:42) luv_isblind_imnot: hehe
(18:58:50) luv_isblind_imnot: well I'm sure you will have lots of fun.
(18:58:56) Sam: yea
(18:59:03) Sam: ok so change subject now

any ways ... be on the look out for new and wonderfull hiphop! (NAWHH)

site changes

right so i spent some time updating my site.
the greendudes are gone.

oh and i finally found out how to get rid of Alyx off of my team members. yeppie!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

-Legalize It-

Hamburgurs are yummy nigger,
However fattening they may be.
Since my wife is a gold digger,
Choose the Big-Mac for me.

Take away the evil salad,
We don't need it, its not a must.
Hear ye, and listen to this balad,
Know that it is in fat we trust.

The one size that was banned,
Shall me reopened adn spanned.
The supersize is tight,
Legalize it, its right.

-
Sam Segawa 2006

Say Goodbye

hey heres some dorky thing that i had to do for school.

Here I
Waddle by,
And sigh:
It is
Time to,
Say goodbye

Saturday, April 01, 2006

EGGS

man... ok i've been sick for the past few days. horrible thing it is, being sick, o like feel like puking all the time. our internet has been down for like some time. anywys this is like the weirdest thing that happened to me while i was here.
ok so simz and I were like going to walk to the gym to work out... (becasue thats like the only thing we do there. yea because its a gym... and at a gym you work out and stuff.)
and so were like half way there and i hear this crash sound. and i look in front of me and i see this broken glass bottle on the floor. and so the freak in the car like said some curse word and like drove off. i kept on walking and theni felt this bang on my shoulder. and im like o shit what if that was a bottle and i got stabbed or something. so i reach back and felt my back and there was this sticky thing on my back. and so simz looked at it and we found out that it was an egg. man i was so pissed at those ******* people. such NOOBS to even try to like do that to us...... anyways yea weird stuff.

Hey, it's not MY fault

It's not, I promise! It's just that I received this link from Mr. Sam Man and I didn't know what it was so I clicked on it to find out...and now I'm a contributor.

Oh yay. Just what I wanted. To be closely associated with green dudez. Fun.

And Mr. Computer man, Mr. Photoshopper Photomanipulator can do all sorts of things that I do not understand...but does not know how to go to "members" and hit "delete contributor". Don't ask me how. It's like...unfathomable.

Anyway, Sam, here's my plan. Next time your online, call me, and I will walk you though this exciting process, step-by-step okay?