Sam's psalms for your daily life

Psalms ///.... For fun noobs....

Sam's Psalms 1:1 And thus I did enter into the door, and behold sweat did poor forth and fall onto the floor. And afterwards to the refreshing of the body with water.

Sam's Psalms 1:2 Therefore despair not and rejoice and bask in the sunlight that warms your skin.

Sam's Psalms 1:3 Lift thine heavy weights and rejoice that it is building muscle.

Sam's Psalms 1:4 Behold when pizza is thus served then do not delay in the opening of thine mouth. Eat therefore and be content with the joy of food.

Sam's Psalms 1:5 Now lift up thine eyes unto to sky, and look for the silver bird with rotors ontop of it. it shall be descending then. and go therefore unto the special person.

Sam's Psalms 1:6 And when it is ready the ring shall be presented unto the bride, and there shall be cheering and wavings.

Sam's Psalms 1:7 When the ball leaves the air, then shall also the cake be eaten. For thus believeth the song that remaineth on my lips.

Sam's Psalms 1:8 Offend not the giant freaks. For out of their mouth shall come honey and milk.

Sam's Psalms 1:9 Go now therefore unto the house of Milton and please do write nicely and use all the rules therein and therefore. selah.

Atlantean Crystals

this is awesom reading guys....

It is written - or perhaps channeled - as this information cannot be verified - that the ancient Atlanteans used crystals extensively, as part of their everyday lives.


Crystals varied in patterns or grid - sizes - color combinations - and tones. Crystals follow harmonic frequencies and could be used with an instrument that looks like a tuning fork.


Crystals received power from a variety of sources, including the Sun, the Earth's energy grid system, or from each other.

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One of the most interesting theories as to what happened to the Atlantis continent is the idea that it is Antarctica! The land mass did not sink; it was moved to the South Pole. Antarctica is so heavily guarded. Very few people have permission to visit Antartica. It is virtually a frozen Area 51. What wonders could be hidden under all the snow and ice? Could there be the remnants of pyramids larger than the Great Pyramid?

Do not take Egyptian tours and believe the tour guide; do not read traditional books or see the usual Discovery Channel/Nova documentary and believe the information. The Maya were not human-sacrificing savages. That view is not consistent with builders who can construct magnificent installations with far superior means than today's modern techniques. Present educators still teach the savage, ancient, American Indian concept probably because of ego. Academicians want you to swallow the idea that there was a smooth, upwardly-moving curve of progress to the human race. In other words, that we are superior to the early humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. We began in the highest form of spiritual and physical existence. It has been downhill ever since. Atlantis was destroyed and its survivors were the Pre-Egyptians and Pre-Incas. Later, after more paradises and destructions, came the age of Egypt and the Inca. As we go back in time, the greater the civilization. The age of stone stuctures ended and there was the amazing Cahokia, Hopi and Anastasi tribes. They constructed fantastic earthen buildings with curved rooms and pyramids. After Egypt, there were intermediate civilizations such as Sumeria and Babylon. They were before the Greeks and they were more advanced than the Greeks.

The pyramids are sophisticated energy transceivers. In a hundred years, when we explore other worlds, we will visit new planets and set up colonies. We will then use Tesla's EM principles to tap into the planet's electrical fields by building pyramids and creating energy grids around the new planet. This scenario has already happened in our distant prehistory. Our ancestors mastered: wireless energy, cloning, space travel, atomic energy, anti-gravity, lasers, etc. Every aspect of known technology was perfected in Atlantis; as well as machines beyond your wildest dreams.

The ancients moved the monoliths on a cushion of electricity. Anti-gravity certainly can be achieved. How else can 100 ton or 200 ton stones be set in place with incredible precision? The 8000 ton obelisk, the Stone of the South in Lebanon, could not have been formed by simple means. The most amazing example of cut and transported stonework in the continental U.S. is Coral Castle in Florida; built in the 20th Century. Ed Leedskalnin knew the secret of anti-gravity and stated that the ancient monoliths were moved electrically.

Anti-gravity is how the ancients moved the great stones. {This is exactly what we would do in the future on a new, planetary colony; our explorers would use natural, long-lasting, materials (stone) and construct permanent bases. We would know how to tap into a planet's EM fields by building pyramids (lens) and utilizing this natural flow for power}. By completing a grid of colonies circling ancient Earth, the Atlanteans could wirelessly plug into any point on the planet for electrical power.

The problem with centralized power towers is: If the transmitters are destroyed, there goes the whole grid! Each Atlantean colony; each Cradle of Civilization; had to protect its tower. But in an all out war, these power towers could be made to implode. Destroying a Tesla-principled, World System at its heart...could be what brought down Atlantis. The most efficient way of generating and distributing electricity is also a dangerous enterprise if the powerhouse or station is not adequately protected.


When something goes wrong with your television picture, don't you change channels? Isn't that because you want to see if the problem is your set or the station sending the signal? For thousands of years, the Atlanteans relied on their wireless grid always being there like television reception. But, one fateful day, the power plug was pulled; no more electricity out of thin air...All vehicles failed; all machines came to a crashing halt and all cities became powerless.


Later ages had to pick up the pieces after the many super wars that have occurred on Earth; to the point of reusing what they could from the previous age. They also rebuilt the world grid, but not to the extent of the earlier age. It has been argued: Where are the saucers and all of the fantastic devices of Atlantis? The survivors reused everything in New Atlantis. Time erased so much; we are talking about much longer periods of time than what the history books tell us. Then, there was a Great Flood that washed the evidence away. All that survived the catastrophe would be pyramids, great statues and the ancient monoliths.


The Inca contructed massive fortresses very high up in the Andes Mountains. Were these strongholds where they preserved knowledge and technology? Were they safe-guarding important records in the aftermath of the global devastation, post Atlantis? Skulls have been found of ancient Peruvians with holes in very sensitive areas of the brain. These were sophisticated operations on areas of the brain where modern doctors will not touch. There is evidence of healing; so we know these advanced brain operations were conducted on living people. Stone rooms were discovered to contain huge numbers of large-brained Cro-Magnons. Were these cloning experiments? The Inca also had modern dentistry.


Ruins were discovered in Central America around the Vera Cruz area. This was another mysterious civilization known as the Olmecs. Large, 50 ton stone heads were found in dense jungles. The faces appeared African; which (supposedly) is a society that these indians should not have known. The Olmec pyramids were larger than Mayan pyramids. What was interesting is the age of this new discovery: Olmecs were placed before the Maya but not as old as the Inca. Olmecs might have been the first jungle dwellers in Central America. Here, again, the earlier race is the more sophisticated. Inca to Olmec to Maya to Aztec to American Indian...is the deevolution. All originated from primal Atlantis. And Atlantis was as high-tech as you can get.


The Mayan descendants made little sculptures of what were taken for insects by archeology. They are actually small models of delta-wing fighters. The later Mayan Age no longer had saucer-vimanas, they had airplanes. The models have rough versions of people in the cockpit. The archaeologist sees this as the eye of the 'insect.' These are representations of Aztec aircraft; the perfect intermediate age. These flying indians were still advanced, but not as great as a few thousand years earlier...with light-speed Incas.


Nazca's lines prove that our ancestors had flying vehicles. The interesting fact on this flat plain is: The lines do not go and then stop suddenly. If you examine all of the large drawings (the dog, monkey, spider, etc.) that only make sense from high in the air...the lines are one continuous motion. It is like the Nazca lines were sprayed. They were lasered from the air. In a land with virtually no erosion and weathering, these 4 inch-wide marks could last thousands of years. The large Trident at the Bay of Pisco is actually a drawing of a rocket with thruster flames.


If we came from apes, why are there living apes today? The question is: How did one group of primates evolve so fast (and became us) and other apes have remained the same over time? Gorillas and chimps should be found only in the fossil record...if we originally came from apes. But, they are alive right now. You can pet a monkey. Humans and apes have lived in the same environment. What so drastically changed one group of them? It is not how similar we are to apes; it is how greatly different we are from them. There is no genealogical connection between humans and apes. The missing-link does not exist; therefore, it will never be found.


Mr. Evolutionist thinks that subtle changes happen over incredibly long periods of time. That is true; slow changes occur. But, what history teaches us is that big changes have happened quickly. Many of these violent, world-changing, events down through history were not natural. Great changes have happened, by artificial means; such as ancient nuclear wars. In India, some of the first books describe what could only be atomic explosions and various flying vehicles. There are reports of what was a forcefield weapon that could sweep across the land and literally level everything.

In George Pal's Atlantis: the Lost Continent there were numerous advanced technologies portrayed: flying machines and submarines; powerful, laser weapons from large crystals and genetic engineering. Human subjects were being changed into animals. Our mythological creatures could be memories from days in Atlantis of ancient DNA experiments.


When we see Egyptian drawings of a birdman and dogman: Who is to say that these are only costumes? Anubis, Ra, Isis, Osiris and other Egyptian gods could have been aliens or the result of genetic engineering.


The feathered-serpent became the god of the Maya; Quetzalcoatl. He was a great teacher, bringer of knowledge and light; he came from the stars and he returned to the stars. The Aztec had the exact same legend with their god Kukukan. Thousands of years earlier, the Incas had their savior with the god Viracocha. Was it reincarnation that bonded these societies? Were they destined to repeat the same events over and over?

To Alyx

To my dear Alyx,

You always cheer me up,
like a beer in a cold cup.

You laugh when my jokes are crappy,
and make me feel all sappy.

Your face is bright and merry,
and when im with you, im never unhappy.

And when i get old and loose my hair,
you might just cheer me up and take me to the fair.

When I'm an old monk, you'll come to cheer me up,
you might even come dressed as a jigger and say, "was' sup?"

Thats why Alyx is special, and that is why I love her so.
because of her coolness, and wonderfull brightness.

I love you Alyx.

ouch.

today at the gym i was putting some weights on a bar-bell, and one of them fell on my toe... man it hurt like hell. it felt like i had a heart in my toe.
oh well its better now.... thts just the ouchiest thing that happened to me here in mexico.... oh exept that time.... well, i had like this horrid head ache and it like almost made me like feel like puking.

101 Ways To Annoy People

ok heres some stuff for fun...
try doing one a day.


101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

DJ

cool i just was DJing with simz. i did it for around 30 min or so.. and it rocks! thats my new goal... heh...

Happy day!

im so happy,
Alyx like posted the b-day card and the proposal card that i made for her.
i just thought about it and i reallized that no one really did tht to me before.
im so happy.... i love you Alyx!

The best.

guys you got to see this. i found it on Philly's site.
its awesome!

the rest here

Stuff about Sam

hey guys, i saw this one someones BLOG so i decided to do it too.... dis if it you must.. but it wuld be cool if you didnt.

some entirely random things about me
1. I dont really like ice-cream
2. I do like it when i can talk to someone (like simz) and we can talk for hours and hours...
3. I dont like to describe myself online. it makes me feel weird.
4. I Express myself clearly. (Although some people sont think so... i mean whatever i say makes sense to me)
5. I like sports. I basically live for the Gym, basketball and snowboarding.
6. I can't sing, so dont ask me too.
7. I usually dont cry in public. most people dont think i even do, but sometimes the smallest things will make me cry when i think about it later.
8. Art is something special.
9. Gracie thinks i get hyper when i drink coffey
10. Nippon Banzai!

ways to win my heart
1. I dont know.
2. Be nice to me?
3. im not a girl and i dont think many guys whould do this section. unless they are like trying to show that they are really emotional and trying to get girls. and STUFF
4. oh, heres one. i like people that listen to what i say.
5. you could try to buy me flowers.... well maybe not..
6. I dont know... you guess
7. ok, well i like it when im sitting with a girl and she like puts her head on your shoulder.
8. I know it sounds weird, but its true.
9. yay! last one.. umm.. understand that my moods change alot and i might be happy one minute and be sad the next.

things I carry/wear every day
1. Pants
2. Boxers
3. glowing arm band
4. T-shirt
5. shoes and socks
6. my Aquarius neclace
7. my hair
8. Glasses.

things that annoy me
1. Possum TURDS
2. quiet people
3. people who do something thats not in their nature to do. a fake.

places I've visited
1. Japan
2. Belguim
3. France
4. Germany
5. Holland
6. Burma
7. Nigeria
8. Rome
9. Mexico
10. some other places that i dont remember.

5 things I want to do before I die
1. Marry the perfect person and have grandkids. and tell them stories in a rocking chair infront of a fire place.
2. See Alyx chan and propose to her.
3. have a reunion with all my homies from Japan
4. visit my older brother in Nigeria again.
5. write a song and sing it. (run for it guys.)

things I'm afraid of
1. getting fat and flabby
2. cokaroaches
3. lies and deciet
4. being an old bachelor when i grow up.

3 things I do everyday
1. work out
2. school... (not for long anymore)
3. think.. *this is the biggest part of my day*

2 things I'm trying not to do right now
1. think too much of a certian person
2. finish this in time.

1 person I want to see right now
Alyx chan!

stuff

ok today at luncnce simz told me that i should write down some of the "funny" things that i say everyday.... well, actually he wanted to make a book,... but i think this idea is better..

ok so i didnt think that this was funny, but here it is.

everyone// here is the secret to white rice/bread/flower and white stuff.
so the baker would be called white. because he would make yummy stuff out of the white flower and stuff. but the farmer whould be called... "farmer brown" becase he made the "brown" rice and flower.

ok so that was it. basically it came to me because simz was talking about cakes and spinach or something.

and its weird, because they think im all hyper today...

quizz

I just created a quiz: "How Well Do You Know Sam?"! Here's the first question:

1. What's my sign?
* Aries
* Libra
* Aquarius
* Pisces

http://connect.tickle.com/test.html?id=RC2eYcwdhjv5.-ma&

Sam

Aichi Banpaku - Expo 2005

ok, heres from when we went to the Aichi Expo. the big one is a mamoth.

and some other stuff.... oh the one with me and the egyptian guy... well that was in one of the pavillions.. and i burred out my face cuz i was making a weird face... actually i was making faces for that whole year... sigh.

just the results of som stuff i did on Tickle one day,,,

wow, sorry for all them posts in one day.

IQ score is 111

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.


confidence level is high (i still dont think so....)

As a result, you may tend view yourself as a wonderful, lucky, or energized person. However you probably also have your days when you don't feel so hot. After all, you're only human. Because of your usual high level of self-acceptance and belief in yourself, you're generally open and accepting of others. People who come in contact with you likely appreciate this generous nature and may seek out your company.

Your social ability seems to be the trait that you most value in yourself of the five main traits that affect confidence. You also seem to appreciate this characteristic in others.

Adult SEX quizz

ADULT SEX QUIZ

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.)Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

umm... i found this in one of my old text document folders.... it seemed funny to me...

Doctor Visit

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I’m gonna drown the bastard

THE BEST

this just made me laugh and laugh over and over again..

Rice says does not know if North Korea's Kim is sane
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on
Monday she did not know whether North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was sane, a
remark that could anger Pyongyang's unpredictable ruler.

things about driving...

Sleeping at the wheel is a good way to keep from growing old

An automobile can help you see the world, but it's up to you to decide which world

A tree is something that will stand by the side of the road for fifty years and then suddenly jump in front of a woman driver. (this is so true.)

Funny stuff

many years ago when i was 23, i got married to a widow who was pretty as could be,
this widow had a grown up daughter, who had hair as red as red can be.
my father fell in love with her, and soon the 2 were wed. this made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life, my daughter was my mother, for she was my fathers wife,
to complicate matters worse (although it brought me joy), soon i became the father of a
bouncing baby boy. my little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad and so became my uncle,
though it made me very sad, for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widows
grown up daughter, who, of course, was my step mother. fathers wife then had a son, who kept them
on the run. and he became my grandson, for he was my daughters son. my wife is now my mothers mother
and it makes me blue, because, although she is my wife, shes my grandmother too. if my wife is my
grandmother then i am her grandchild, and everytime i think of it, it simply drives me wild

a good day.

ok today was a good day.
so hey i get up at like 9:00 to play basketball with simz. come back have word time while i drink me beer. get tipsy and then we go to Golds Gym and work out. then go to the sauna for 40 minutes. and get all hi off the heat. what we did is go in the sauna for like 5 min, then go in the ice water and get all dizzy,.,. it was awesome.

the story of zander.

the story of zander.

ok so i thought i' write this little thing about the guy that everyone knows so well.

first of all Zander is dead. along with Andersam and all them other guys. just so you know its not me anymore, nor was it ever me. (although i did think it was cool a long time ago.)

example: if X is Zander and Y were sam then X does not = Y. X is gone. Y = Sam.

ok now, heres what you've all been waithing for... or not. the story of Zander. (by now, Aiki is probably like calling Jr. and doing his girl laugh, while covering his mouth at the same time...)
now in our story there will be a guy called sam.
Sam was an average guy. skinny, sort of stretchy, and dorky.
when he turned 13, he saw a movie that changed his life. it opened his eyes to a new world of being cool.
now at this time he was too shy to start inventing names for himself so he contined to be dorky.

ok so lets go forward in time... say 1 month. yes, Sam turned 14! yeppie!. now he could go to the JR. teen camps and do all the

dorky stuff that the JR. teens did! after all, the things that the JR. teens do are alot cooler than the dorky things that the jetts do.
(no offence to our dear jetts... God loves me and... ooops.. God loves you and he cares for you... he made you that way.... he made you to be dorky when you are a JETT. beleive me.. i feel for you jetts... for i was once like you.)
so he went to his first JR teen camp as a JR teen.
now the JT board was starting a new forum type of website for the teens. yay!
ok so i heard of this and i was like really exited. so right when i was able to sign up, i did. and guess what? well i was like the

3rd member to sign up. and the name i used was.... AnderSam.
ok well at the time i thought it was cool. i was like thinking i was cool, and all the other noobs on the Proteen site all were junky.
well not all that much but i sort of like it.

ok so then i changed my email address from the plain old Sam@JCTP.org to the new and improved, AnderSam@jctp,org.
now i was really cool. i had graduated from being a dorky Jett. and now i had a cool email address like all the other cool people.

ok so i was into the andersam thing and even got corrected by one of the staff who told me to change my avatar from Agent smith to something that was more inspiring to look at.

ok this was good and all till i went to Nigeria. i had to create a yahoo email account because i couldnt use my jctp one there.
so after watching tripple X i had the new email address. now i was totally cooler than all the rest of them noobs.
i totally rocked. thats what started the email address. oh and by the way, the Zander_sam009@yahoo.com email address is still up on yahoo.

ok well no one said anything about it for like 6 months. i got back from nigeria, and i got some weird questions like why zander?
to which i replied, "couldn't think of anything else".

so this went on till one day Aiki got the idea that Zander was a self-appointed-nickname. and he went right away teling everyone about it. gosh i just had a dejavu. no really. i did. chris was doing something on his computer and the was playing this audio file and i had a dejavu of it. i even had one of me writing that is had one... ok, sorry to get off track.

anywas now im known al over japan by that horid name..... Zander_Sam. through out the years, some variations in the name have happened. like Zander, or Z. actually now its mainly just Z.
im not mad at anyone but myself.

so now you guys know the story of zander ... have fun. and dont laugh or send this around.

Sam

Bike

an old project. completely remade... chaeck out the WIP on 3D attack.

boat

my boat...
im glad that it won the contest... and that i finally got this one done.

Gym

dude! i just got me Gym pass today! me and grace got ours! yeppie...
golds gym get ready for me... heh.

im happy.

Pooetry

ok well, this is a little thing called "bunnys and butterflys".
i dont know why i wrote it....

little bunnys walking in the sun.
they walk and walk and walk,
and then jump into a bun.

my bunny is cute, yours is not.
get over it, and play your flute.

if you can write, write.
if you can't, then smoke a pipe.

eat the little butterflies.
its all fine.
your a guy.


ok heres another one...

i called it: Noob City


the little men are building a house,
but then the sun falls on them.

they get crushed, and turned into a mouse.

the building grew feet, and ran away.
the mouse freaked out, and ran too.

the building ran and ran and ran.
then it turned and saw the mouse.

a drop of dust hit the building and turned it into a man
the building turned man told the mouse

i pwn you, you look like a can.

so the mouse looked up and tried to talk,
but he couldn't talk becuse he was chewing on a worm

then sayed the flower to the mouse,
i like you manners, thou shalt prosper. now give me a turn.

the mouse went and laughed,
thou fool the flower to challenge me

he then turned to the man and paffed.
ye art like a small pea.

then said the man to the pea, then flower, and the mouse.

i am your house, live with me and become like the grass.
if you do, then i will reward thee with plastic.

the pea said to the man, i shall not eat the grass.
i live in a world made of dastic.
who art thou to make me compromise?

next the mouse said unto them all.

i am the greatest, the least of all.
you all look like rocks to me.
get rid of your plomplemise.

the man spoke next.

who art thou to make words live?
for only the sun which fell on you is able too.
and he is now dead.

now, the toothbrush, who had been silent this whole time said,

listen my bretheren.
arent we all milent?

and the toothpase replied,

why doth thou say milent?
is it because it rhyms with silent?
or does it rhyme with pilent?

and then sam said to them all.

you noobs, i shall Pwn you all.
go and get into the stall.
for there is waiting the mall.
and also the gaul,

so they all went and say the mall.
and the stall
also the gaul.

but then the sun fell again.
and the reds turned to white, and the blues to purple.

then this story ends here with the hen.
because it is late. too late for the bens.

so go and get your pen, and write.
show the world that you can bite.
but not with all your might.

if this didnt teach you anything then, go and write your own.
dont get stuck being alone.

go and just go.

Stut UP!!

ok, this is something I wrote after I got bugged by people telling me that Shut up is a curse word. actually it depends on how you use it.

read this if you got time...

Why is the word, “Shut Up”, Labeled as a curse word? Why are people reprimanded and corrected for using that word?

The literal meaning for “Shut Up” is:

Stop talking: to be quiet or stop talking

Silence somebody: to cause somebody to be quiet or stop talking

Confine somebody: to confine or imprison somebody or something

Close something: to close or prevent entrance to something

So why is, “Shut Up”, such a bad word? Well actually it isn’t. People just want you to think it is. It has happened to a lot of words.

Maybe 50 years ago the word “shut up” meant - be quiet -. Just as other words had different meanings – gay meant happy, cool meant cold, and Jesus meant Jesus.

If you stop and think about it, soon the number of curse words will increase to the point where every word you say could be in some way considered a curse word. Obviously there is something or someone behind all of this. If someone could change the meaning of a word to something completely different, and get the whole world to follow him by using his new meaning of the word, then what could he not do?

After “Shut Up” became a curse word, people had to find a new word that had the same meaning as “Shut Up”, but wasn’t as offensive to the public, or to whom ever the speaker was speaking to.

So they came up with a new word for “Shut Up” or should I say new words. Now there is more than one word for “Shut Up”. There is be quite – the most commonly used form – “shush” or “Shhhhhhh!”, “lower the volume”, “zip-the-lip”, “bar down”, ect. So now they made you think that you have multiple choices.

Actually you have so many words to choose from that you don’t even use more than one-third of all the English words. The average U.S. citizen only uses around 10,000 words or less. You might occasionally get some professor with a P.H.D in this and that, who uses 20,000 words, but that still hardly chips the surface of all the words.

The English language has so many old and unused words that it has the most words in all the languages in the world. I don’t exactly know why it does or why people don’t want to change it, but I have some ideas:

1. People want to have variety in their speech – although they could safely remove half of all the English words and still have variety in their speech.
2. People want the English language to be superior to other languages. I.E. have the most words.
3. People are just too lazy to “clean up” the English language.
4. People are afraid of changing the language or even cleaning it up a little. They worry about the “what-if’s”.
5. There is no “undo” button incase a mistake is made or the people don’t like it outcome.

My solution to the problem is to divide the language into five different sections or categories:

1. Old English – for the old English.
2. New English – for the new English.
3. American English – for U.S. users.
4. English, English – for English users.
5. Australian English – for Australian users.

There that would make everything a whole lot easier, especially since right now, the English language is just a bunch of clutter that without cleaning would soon turn into a jumble of nothingness. The world would be faced with three options, one: find a different language, two: make a new language, and three: not to use a spoken or written language at all.

Ok let’s try option number one - find a different international language.

Think if the world chose Chinese or Manchurian. Well you would be faced with some serious problems. But then there would be some advantages to. Well the advantage it that when you name you kids you would have less names to choose from, thereby avoiding the long and often hard task of naming the baby. However, that’s the downside too. The names to choose from would be limited to, “Kim”, “Dung”, or “Ill”.

Ok well what if they chose French? Well that should be simple enough, just add a “–le” or “-en” in front of your good-ol’ English words and Voila! You’ve got French!

Let’s try option number two - Make a new language.

Well it’s easier said than done.

Options number three - not to use a spoken or written language at all.

Some people might think that this is going backwards but it does have advantages too. Namely that you wouldn’t have to talk, you could use body language. I.E. instead of telling the person that he stinks, you could use simple body language to convey the exact same thing by using these two simple steps: one, sniff with your nose in his direction. Two, make a disgusted face, or vomit. There quite simple. But with all those words that you want to say and explain to your friends or whom ever you are talking to, you might run into some complications. Like say you want to play basketball. You pick up the ball and start to bounce it and later through it in the air, your friend might mistake that for, let’s get some rocks, see if they bounce and, if they do, throw them at people. So there are downsides to not having a language.

I guess there is some good things about English. Like variety. There are probably more than 10,000, or more, names that you pull out of the one million English words. Another advantage is that even though some words are never used and outdated, they can still be used. Let’s say you want to name your son Methuselah. Well no one is going to stop you from doing that. Except maybe your wife, who would say something like this.

“How could you name him Methuselah?! I can’t even spell that! And you expect him to be able to?”

Or this:

“How could you name him Methuselah?! Think of all the trouble he would have in kindergarten? Or school with all those kids who would bully and tease him about his name!”

Well that’s only a problem if your kid is the one getting bullied. If you switch that around then your kid should have no problem in kindergarten or in school whatsoever.

He could even shorten his name to Meth, Sel, or even Hus. Of course I don’t know anyone called Methuselah, and I don’t think I ever will. And then were back the main problem with English – too many old and unused words.

Ok so there are words in the English language that we can get rid of. How do we do that? Simple.

The next time you read or hear someone say a word that you personally have never heard before. Then just let them know that that particularly word has been removed from the English list of words on October 10^th, 2005 at 12:43 A.M. if they still continue in the use of such words, then – kindly – refer them to where you read this. It should solve all of their problems.

About the usage of the word, “shut up”. Well I personally still think that it should be used how it was originally intended to be used - to let someone know that he or she is being extra loud and if they wouldn’t mind being a little more quiet.

Of course if your Mommy tells you not to use the word, “shut up”, as mentioned above, then please – kindly – refer her to this paper. It should remove the cloud of misconception from her mind.

The Worst Fu**ing program in the wrold.

ok im like so mad at this stupid program.
Partition majic..
just to let everyone know...


IT F***ING SUCKS!

it ruened one of my harddrives and like it s so stupid! if i ever get my hands on the GEEKS who made it.. im gonna like get mad... heh..

shot

today i went to get my AIDs test thing. and well, after i got the shot and all, i got all dizzy and blanked out. i woke up on the floor. i didnt remember anything. it was freaky.... its cuz i didnt have breakfast. just a coffee... heh.

coinicience

oh, do you think this is coinicience? i was walking down to the mall with Gracie and we pased a shop that had these ballons decorating it. well right as i passed by it, on of them popoed. weird right?

POssum TURDS

ok, well i was cleaning the storage area with Chris. it was a reck and a mess. ok so we start clearingin some stuff out. like beds and stuff. then we get to this one part of the room where there was this table with a paper type of cloth thing on it. ok so check it out. chris is like alot taller that me, so he saw it first. he like tells me that theres a pile of crap on the table. there already was some turds around so i thought it was just a little bit. but chris kept goping on and on about it, so i climbed on the talbe and looked down a t it. and i freaked out. right before my eyes was the biggest pile of crap that i have ever seen. like almost 1 meter long and like half a meter wide and like 10 to 20cm tall. it was gross. disgusting possum crap.