Sam's psalms for your daily life

Psalms ///.... For fun noobs....

Sam's Psalms 1:1 And thus I did enter into the door, and behold sweat did poor forth and fall onto the floor. And afterwards to the refreshing of the body with water.

Sam's Psalms 1:2 Therefore despair not and rejoice and bask in the sunlight that warms your skin.

Sam's Psalms 1:3 Lift thine heavy weights and rejoice that it is building muscle.

Sam's Psalms 1:4 Behold when pizza is thus served then do not delay in the opening of thine mouth. Eat therefore and be content with the joy of food.

Sam's Psalms 1:5 Now lift up thine eyes unto to sky, and look for the silver bird with rotors ontop of it. it shall be descending then. and go therefore unto the special person.

Sam's Psalms 1:6 And when it is ready the ring shall be presented unto the bride, and there shall be cheering and wavings.

Sam's Psalms 1:7 When the ball leaves the air, then shall also the cake be eaten. For thus believeth the song that remaineth on my lips.

Sam's Psalms 1:8 Offend not the giant freaks. For out of their mouth shall come honey and milk.

Sam's Psalms 1:9 Go now therefore unto the house of Milton and please do write nicely and use all the rules therein and therefore. selah.