I got this from the CVC book last year...

Today education has gone to the dogs...& the rats, & the pigeons...& to the machines. Children are considered animals for teachers to train. When your Jennifer trots home carrying papers covered with smiley-face stickers & workbooks filled with dozens of dull little drills about tiny little facts, be sure the behaviourists are trying to program Jennifer. If Sammy's teacher refuses to correct his spelling, grammar & punctuation because Sammy is "learning to express himself creatively," then know that humanists are hoping Sammy will experience some kind of grammar-transcending evolutionary breakthrough. It should be clear that behaviourists & humanists given free rein have crippled Western education. The results speak for themselves.

and i didnt alter it.... heh.

.... i got this from a friend...

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forhead wet with beads of swet, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his arms... and then he stuffed the turkey....May i be the first to wish your dirty little mind a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Hugs and kisses

.... i got this from a friend...

Watch and read....

i always wondered why some guys had larger right arms....

BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....! .wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other

swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

Never underestimate the power of makeup

its self explanitory