BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....! .wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....! .wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
Labels: humor
posted by Sam-my | 5:10 PM
3 Comments:
Zander!! this is too good! i love it! blonds rock!! u gotta let me put it on my hi5!
-aimi-
that was pretty funny Sam....by the way it was nice meeting you in Cali. :)
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