hey like hi people, this is some stuff about me, like read it, sorry its kinda short, but its like to the point and stuff. it like tells you my name and stuff.... copyright © 2006 by sam

Saturday, December 23, 2006

to all you women drivers...

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A tree is something that will stand by the side of the road for fifty years and then suddenly jump in front of a woman driver.

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And now the Top 10 women drivers of the year!

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Bronze:


Silver:


The Gold metal;

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I got this from the CVC book last year...

Today education has gone to the dogs...& the rats, & the pigeons...& to the machines. Children are considered animals for teachers to train. When your Jennifer trots home carrying papers covered with smiley-face stickers & workbooks filled with dozens of dull little drills about tiny little facts, be sure the behaviourists are trying to program Jennifer. If Sammy's teacher refuses to correct his spelling, grammar & punctuation because Sammy is "learning to express himself creatively," then know that humanists are hoping Sammy will experience some kind of grammar-transcending evolutionary breakthrough. It should be clear that behaviourists & humanists given free rein have crippled Western education. The results speak for themselves.

and i didnt alter it.... heh.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

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Friday, December 08, 2006

.... i got this from a friend...

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forhead wet with beads of swet, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his arms... and then he stuffed the turkey....May i be the first to wish your dirty little mind a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Hugs and kisses

.... i got this from a friend...

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