Sam - n00b zone

session

2007-03-23T07:17:00.000-06:00

since i havent been posting in some time, i thought it would be good to come back and post again. here is my latest track called,
K0N Session
enjoy the Dj microbeats

and another event today.... ITS 300 DAY!
yes, today in Mexico, 300 come out..... better start working on that 8 pack...

Sealand the Mighty

2007-01-21T22:35:00.000-06:00

Sealand is THE SMALLEST country in the world. it fought for its independence from England to be a free nation.

read on...

Sealand was founded as a sovereign Principality in 1967 in international waters, six miles off the eastern shores of Britain. In late June of 2006, the island suffered a devastating fire which destroyed much of the country's administrative centre and the main power generation facility which serves its population and industries. Fortunately, back-up systems exist which permit its activities to continue but the disaster has compromised significantly the quality of life of its inhabitants and the continued development of the island's economic and social growth.

Read more about the Great and Mighty, Sealand here

This part is the best:

Sealand Fights Off Invaders (and Wins a War)

In August of 1978, a number of Dutch men came to Sealand in the employ of a German businessman. They were there to discuss business dealings with Sealand. While Roy was away in Britain, these men kidnapped Prince Roy's son Michael, and took Sealand by force. Soon after, Roy recaptured the island with a group of his own men and held the attackers as prisoners of war.

During the time that he held the prisoners, the Governments of the Netherlands and Germany petitioned for their release. First they asked England to intervene in the matter, but the British government cited their earlier court decision as evidence that they made no claim to the territory of Sealand. Then, in an act of de facto recognition of Sealand's sovereignty, Germany sent a diplomat directly to Sealand to negotiate for the release of their citizen.

Roy first released the Dutch citizens, as the war was over, and the Geneva Convention requires the release of all prisoners. The German was held longer, as he had accepted a Sealand Passport, and therefore was guilty of treason. Prince Roy, who was grateful that the incident had not resulted in a loss of life, and did not want to bloody the reputation of Sealand, eventually released him as well.

and if you wanted to visit...

Principality Notice
PN 017/02: Visits to the Principality

1 February 2002

Due to the current international situation and other factors, visits to the Principality of Sealand are not normally permitted.

Accordingly, the application list for visas is for the time being closed.

Today Mike and I communicated with the government of Sealand, to ask about possible future tourist visits. We havent gotten a reply yet, but things are starting to look up, since we will be purchasing some "save Sealand" T-shirts, as well as some origional "bolts" from their sovereign land.

3 cheers for Sealand and Roy of Sealand. All hail!

Reggaeton Test Beat

2007-01-21T10:27:00.000-06:00

Hi all, heres a track I've been working on for like1 week now or so.
Hopefully in the future I'll be making more more Reggaeton with a Spanish rapper.
here it is.
enjoy.

Download Here:

K0N

BTW:
Here is my band site:
http://www.garageband.com/artist/kingofn00bs

Heavenly Music

2007-01-18T09:57:00.000-06:00

Check out STEM's new album.

go to: http://www.stemorama.com/audio.php

ask yourself

2007-01-17T08:36:00.000-06:00

You just need to ask yourself;

Why do people go and log into Hi5 and waste hours of time?
Why do people waste time updating photos and "modding" their templates (all of which look like some n00b crap art), and trying to make friends in a virtual world?
Why do people take photos of themselves, for the purpose of showing themselves?
Why do people try to look good in photos when its the real thing that counts?
Why do people want to show off?
Why do they want to put music on their profile?
Why do I get friends requests from people that I don't even know?
Are virtual friends more important that real ones?
Why does Hi5 have a "ranking" system where you are better off and higher up when you have more friends and comments?
Why are family people on a dating website?

and finally:

how much time do they spend on their virtual world?

If we were to spend the time and energy that we are dedicating to this website daily on something else, we would accomplish more, feel freer, wouldn't be stuck up, and think less about ourselves.
Think about what you are thinking when you look at your profile. What thoughts enter your mind when you see a new friends request or comment.
After thinking and writing my thoughts about this, I believe that I shall take down my profile, or better yet, not use it at all. I feel that it is unnecessary for me to continue with this child behavior.
People like themselves and that is not a bad thing. It is important for existence to love oneself.
Therefore, I shall leave with these words of wisdom.

A great man needs not to prove himself, a man who's is not great will get nowhere trying to prove that he is.

check it out...

2007-01-15T19:19:00.000-06:00

Happy New Year!

2007-01-01T18:33:00.000-06:00

happy new year all you homies!
hope you had a good one.

Love,
Sam

to all you women drivers...

2006-12-23T07:43:00.000-06:00

Quote:
A tree is something that will stand by the side of the road for fifty years and then suddenly jump in front of a woman driver.

Funny Picture:

And now the Top 10 women drivers of the year!

10th place:

9th Place:

8th Place:

7th Place:

6th Place:

5th Place:

4th Place:

Bronze:

Silver:

The Gold metal;

I got this from the CVC book last year...

2006-12-23T07:32:00.000-06:00

Today education has gone to the dogs...& the rats, & the pigeons...& to the machines. Children are considered animals for teachers to train. When your Jennifer trots home carrying papers covered with smiley-face stickers & workbooks filled with dozens of dull little drills about tiny little facts, be sure the behaviourists are trying to program Jennifer. If Sammy's teacher refuses to correct his spelling, grammar & punctuation because Sammy is "learning to express himself creatively," then know that humanists are hoping Sammy will experience some kind of grammar-transcending evolutionary breakthrough. It should be clear that behaviourists & humanists given free rein have crippled Western education. The results speak for themselves.

and i didnt alter it.... heh.

D1617@l P@1l\l7b@11

2006-12-09T17:45:00.000-06:00

l0l l1k3 5u/\/\ l\l00b5 607 263743r f0r 5u/\/\ c001 1@l\l p@r7y \/\/!74 DP2,
check it out...

d0\/\/l\ll0@l) 734 6@/\/\3 @:
http://digitalpaint.planetquake.gamespy.com/news.php

.... i got this from a friend...

2006-12-08T09:18:00.000-06:00

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forhead wet with beads of swet, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his arms... and then he stuffed the turkey....May i be the first to wish your dirty little mind a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Hugs and kisses

.... i got this from a friend...

Japanese.

2006-11-26T22:46:00.000-06:00

I must say that I am very proud to be Japanese.
Many other races would envy ours, and it is with such feelings in side me that I make this post.
Many uneducated people don't even know what or where Manchuria is. They also use extinct words such as "korea" or "china". These things are very troublesome. In a new world, we need a new way of thinking.
and this is it.

KON - Hydrogen Doctors - track listing

2006-11-25T09:22:00.000-06:00

Ok, here is the Track list for,
KON - Hydrogen Doctors

Revel in and enjoy.

Having to do with Birthdays

2006-11-23T12:22:00.000-06:00

Yes, this is one of those cool things that you read about that people post on their BLOG that everyone wishes they had happen to them. They wish they could write about and tell people about it, but it doesn't happen.
So the thing being that I have finally found someone with their birthday an the exact date as me.

DISCLAIMER:
I am not horny all the time.

I'm so happy that I posted this.

The wonders of people who actually like a nice design and like to have the nicest visual experience on the lowest quality visual experience

2006-11-20T08:06:00.000-06:00

Now this is what I mean.
imagine all of the small people who don't mind if your computer looks ugly and blue? Why do they not care? If they had a good taste, they wouldn't be able to even look at the blue berry of death theme. Not only that, but they are consistently opening 10 chat windows when they can chat with tabs. Also they want to use their default IM programs, without realizing that they could have a better chatting experience. Many people wish that there were better features in other chat platforms (Yahoo messenger and MSN messenger) but they don't say anything out of ignorance or they just don't care enough.

Another display of ignorance of the average computer user is this:

Average computer user: "oh hey cool, how'd you do that?"
Me: "hu?"
Average computer user: "what are those?"
Me: "its called tabbed browsing"
Average computer user: "what?"
Average computer user: "what's that?"
Average computer user: "no, that..."
Average computer user: "those things in the top..."
Average computer user: "yeah those..."
Me: "Don't you use firefox?"
Average computer user: "oh, yes, I've been using it for a while now."
so if you get my point there then it is appreciated.

and now finally, here is the essence of chatting.
--the visual experience.

KON - Hydrogen Doctors

2006-11-18T17:31:00.000-06:00

yes, here are the first two of my tracks for this cool album... check them out if you love me.

-Teh Pwnerer

my cool computer 02

2006-11-12T15:43:00.000-06:00

check it out yo...

Watch and read....

2006-11-06T15:42:00.000-06:00

i always wondered why some guys had larger right arms....

White and Nerdy

2006-11-02T15:12:00.000-06:00

its just teh best

a mexican welcome

2006-10-29T17:06:00.000-06:00

>>>---My cool exicting travelling storiE here---<<<

ok, so one day this guy called sam decided to fly back from TJ to Mexico City, and then take a bus to Cuernavaca. So it sounds simple right? but not for Sam, he usually isn't all that travell wise, but he likes to think he is, and there is his problem.

After getting dropped off at TJ airport by some cool people called Jason and Clara he tries to act confident and capable, as was doing a pretty good job at it. Getting a visa was pretty easy and this lifted Sam's spirits and made him even more secure in his travelling skills. After he had gotten his Visa and getting a green light he moved his way to the check-in. the line wasn't all that long when he got there to have his baggage checked in. Now the airport was rather strange to him. It wasn't all that clean and was rather musty and hot. (No air conditioning.) The line between the baggage check and the place where he would need to have his bags checked wasn't very distinguishable. But, he mannaged, and at the same time kept his cool look about him. After getting his bags checked by the gaurd guy, he moved to the back of another line to wait checking in. (he still doesn't understand why they had to separate it.) Then a gaurd tells him to go to the front of another line. So he does and after waiting five minutes in that line is called back to the origional line which had doubled. So, he finds himself at the back of a very long line with only one hour or so before his flight.
Sam spent 10 minutes in this line and then was then called to move forward in the line. Again this also boosted his ego and it was almost flying high. Now instead of a half an hour wait he only has to wait for around 10 minutes for his turn and the check in counter. When his turn comes he casually does his cool walk to the counter. Hes good and all until the guy tells him that he's overweight by a very large ammount and that if wanted to take it with him it would be 150 USD. so thats when Sam lost his ego. it went crashing into the other guys and said, hey thats my thing. And the other guy's ego says, no, thats my umm thing. and so nothing works. So Sam has to leave one of his suitcases in TJ airport. and has to pay 15 USD to keep it there for one day. Which might have been ok, if he had money. thankfull he found his emmergency money, but thats not till later. So he gets his bag taken care of and is on the plane.
While in line to get on the plane he meets a blond chick and they star conversing in English. Soon they are moving into the plane and sitting in defferent seats. Sam is worried about his suit cases and is not all that relaxed. Their flight gets delayed by around 30 minutes at their second stopover. And so he ends up getting in Mexico city abit late.
The Plane lands and Sam confidently steps off, glad that soon he will be home soon. After pucking up his luggage he asks for directions to the bus ticket buying thing. He is directed there and is soon on his way there. He runs with his baggage becuase he has 15 minutes to the last bus. Halfway to the bus ticket buying place he is stopped my some old man in a suit. He speaks very broken English and tells sam that its his job to carry his suit case. Sam tells him its fine that he can do it. But he insisists and then tells Sam that he knows the bus ticket buying place. So since Sam is still abit unsure about the exact wareabouts of the bus ticket buying place he agrees to let the old man take his bag. the old man goes along and as they are going to the bus place he tells him that the airports busses stop at 10:00. it was 10:55. So Sam is abit worried now as he wonders how he will get a ride home. Then the Taxi driver person says that he can take him to the local bus. So Sam sort of agrees and they go into a back alley where there are some taxis parked. The old man tells Sam, that it will be 35 dollars to the bus stop and tehn the bus will be 25. Sam only has 50 USD so he disagrees. but seeing that as his only option he gets in the cab. Five minutes into their trip the old man skes for payment. Sam says that he only has a 50 USD bill. The old man says that he will go change it for him. Sam gets an eerie feeling and a check to go follow the old man. so he tells old man that he go with him. First old man say no. but this make Sam insist more and Sam get mad. (not very big mad but enough mad to make old man say yes) so old man and Sam go to change money. Old man go into air port and turn corner. Sam goes too and then sees a sign. sign say, "Bus" and sam sees that bus ticket buying place is still open. Sam tell old man, "We go to see bus ticket buying place." first old man say no, then old man see gaurd with gun and then say yes. So Sam get bus ticket and then go home and then happy ending.

-----ok, so thats it,..... yea so heres just something i made recently.... i called it, "boom headshot". fter FPS Doug man... im just too white and nerdy.

thing`

2006-09-28T07:02:00.000-05:00

oh yea... so i went to this cool camp thing in Japan and like it was great.
and oh yea.. heres the highlight....

I got to DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW

2006-08-30T17:10:00.000-05:00

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid....! .wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other

swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

Good bye

2006-08-27T11:20:00.000-05:00

for two things.

I finally booked my return ticket to Japan. Im leaving on the 5th of september. yes, at 6:30 in the morning the plane leaves..... and im not looking forward to that...

another revelation here. I have finally made the switch from Maxon C4D to LW 9.0.
yes, i have been brainwashed by Mr. Phil Braaton.
thanks so much Phil.

goodbye people.

-Peace is for the nonviolent people

ET Reloaded Unleasehed

2006-08-24T11:24:00.000-05:00

here you go.. the 1st track for the cool new Electronica Album:

The Hydrogen Doctors

Download here

a message from the ---->> poo- tang <<---- god

2006-08-20T23:38:00.000-05:00

hello dear ones.
here is my cool post dedicated to luchi.
how the bright rays or motherly hood shines from her very being. and how sh yea... anyways here is something that i have looked for and found for in honour of our dear, dear, Luchi person.

2006-08-17T20:19:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday dude

2006-08-13T11:16:00.000-05:00

hey man, today is sims bday thing. so everyone wish him a good one.

sry//... i tried to embed the .swf but blooger blocks it....
oh well, heres the old school way...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/synthGLA/gh_blb.swf

Never underestimate the power of makeup

2006-08-09T09:19:00.000-05:00

its self explanitory

stats

2006-08-04T13:56:00.000-05:00

	Page Loads	Unique Visitors	First Time Visitors	Returning Visitors
Total	3,324	1,961	818	1,143
Average	665	392	164	229

Month	Page Loads	Unique Visitors	First Time Visitors	Returning Visitors
Aug 2006	63	39	10	29
Jul 2006	1,149	653	278	375
Jun 2006	947	595	249	346
May 2006	1,123	657	268	389
Apr 2006	42	17	13	4

		Visit Length
	17	Less than 5 secs
	1	From 5 secs to 30 secs
	9	From 30 secs to 5 mins
	2	From 5 mins to 20 mins
	1	From 20 mins to an hour
	5	Longer than an hour

so heres my cool stats for my site... check them out.. its kinda interseting...

heres where the peeps came from.

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	4	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/2006/07/cool-pics-from-japan-yo.html
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Mexico, 3 returning visits

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Japan, 14 returning visits

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Region Metropolitana, Santiago, Chile, 91 returning visits

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Madrid, Madrid, Spain, 142 returning visits

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Japan, 13 returning visits

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Aichi, Nagoya, Japan, 1 returning visit

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Japan, 12 returning visits

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Distrito Federal, Mexico, Mexico, 0 returning visits

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Morelos, Cuernavaca, Mexico, 51 returning visits

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Mexico, 9 returning visits

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Japan, 12 returning visits

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2nd August 2006	08:03:00	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com// eandf.blogspot.com/

e148043.ppp.asahi-net.or.jp (Asahi-net-cidr-blk)

Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan, 0 returning visits

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lj601177.inktomisearch.com (Inktomi Corporation)

California, Sunnyvale, United States, 0 returning visits

Date	Time	WebPage
2nd August 2006	00:05:09	No referring link

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Morelos, Cuernavaca, Mexico, 50 returning visits

Date	Time	WebPage
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p2095-ipbf504funabasi.chiba.ocn.ne.jp (Open Computer Network)

Japan, 2 returning visits

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219x113x194x142.ap219.ftth.ucom.ne.jp (Ustk)

Japan, 1 returning visit

Date	Time	WebPage
1st August 2006	09:37:35	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/2006/07/cool-pics-from-japan-yo.html microphone.hacked.in/

p93eeca.sitmnt01.ap.so-net.ne.jp (So-net Service)

Japan, 11 returning visits

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host-190.9.0.168.copetel.net.ar (Lacnic)

Uruguay, 0 returning visits

Date	Time	WebPage
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Nuevo Leon, Monterrey, Mexico, 5 returning visits

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Bahia, Salvador, Brazil, 1 returning visit

Date	Time	WebPage
31st July 2006	13:06:52	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/2006/07/goodbye.html No referring link

host37-96.pool878.interbusiness.it (Telecom Italia S.p.a. Tin Easy Lite)

Italy, 0 returning visits

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58-188-154-98.eonet.ne.jp (K-opticom Corporation)

Japan, 0 returning visits

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71-11-171-12.dhcp.sprn.tx.charter.com (Charter Communications)

Michigan, Battle Creek, United States, 0 returning visits

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30th July 2006	17:54:46	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/ www.peanutsandraisinsyum.blogspot.com/

na-221-42.na.avantel.net.mx (Avantel S.a)

Mexico, 0 returning visits

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30th July 2006	16:05:54	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/ www.blogger.com/profile/19481082

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Distrito Federal, Mexico, Mexico, 0 returning visits

Date	Time	WebPage
30th July 2006	08:22:33	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/ www.blogger.com/profile/19481082

58-188-48-56.eonet.ne.jp (K-opticom Corporation)

Japan, 0 returning visits

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58-188-154-244.eonet.ne.jp (K-opticom Corporation)

Japan, 0 returning visits

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58-188-154-151.eonet.ne.jp (K-opticom Corporation)

Japan, 0 returning visits

Date	Time	WebPage
30th July 2006	04:39:34	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/ No referring link

125-228-110-240.dynamic.hinet.net (Chtd Chunghwa Telecom Co. Ltd)

Taiwan, 0 returning visits

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30th July 2006	01:23:41	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/ peanutsandraisinsyum.blogspot.com/

softbank219007198013.bbtec.net (Softbank Bb Corp)

Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan, 3 returning visits

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California, Los Angeles, United States, 2 returning visits

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201.160.33.211.cableonline.com.mx (Tv Cable S.a. De C.v)

Mexico, 0 returning visits

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Sinaloa, Culiacan, Mexico, 0 returning visits

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adsl-71-130-89-98.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net (Activated Ministries)

Texas, Plano, United States, 1 returning visit

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29th July 2006	11:00:47	the-noob-zone.blogspot.com/ No referring link

cool pics from Japan yo.

2006-07-29T20:54:00.000-05:00

i just thought that these were funny....

right.....

and my alltime fav.....

new cool chick here

2006-07-27T20:42:00.000-05:00

hey people as you might have already noticed, there is a cool new person in my links.
yup check her BLOG out sometime.

later girl.

lost

2006-07-27T20:18:00.000-05:00

so like on wednessday i went to the market, and like yea heres the story.
you know like they teach you to like make the begnining of your story or whatever your writing interesting? like supposidly it makes you want to read on, so yea im practicing that now and like yea. so its going good for me here.

ok, so i go to the market, we left late so we didnt get as much food as we should have, but it was enough,.,..
on the way home is where the cool, exciting, wonderful, heart breaking, and cool adventure thing starts,.
so we get a cab to take us and the veggies and fruits home, but yea after we put all the food in, we realized that there isn't enough space to fit all of us and the food. so i went to go take a bus home.
being a grown man and stuff, i had no problem going to the bus stop.
gabe gave me 5 pesos for transport and so i hopped on a bus. yea im not dumb, i did look at the number on the bus.
ok, so like as were driving down on this retarded bus like for 15 to 20 min, i realized that i was on the wrong bus....
now imagine getting up after your freeday and at 7:00 and having to go to the market.... then you get on the wrong bus and have no money for anotehr one.
ok, but im gettnig the the hot part here so pls keep reading.
so im siting there kinda freaknig out in my mind... then this like totally hot chick like gets on the bus and like man, she was a totally hot chick ... like man, ok look, iif you were there you would have been drooling. man she like pwned and everything. like man she was almost too hot to look at. i like almost asked her to marry me. she had a mini skirt on man... liek i love her and everything... oh and she had a good cleavage and like she had an awsome body.
like as she got on the bus, she like kinda checked me out i think. like i mean, yea ... so i did too. then i remembered that i was on the wrong bus and then i got this like chechk thing to ask her for stuff. yea she like looked like she spoke english... she was kinda upper class... but ooh.. she was sooooooo hot ... i still haev her smile in my head. she like turned and gave me the hottest and sweetest smile i've ever gotten. i mean, she was hotter than any other chick i've seen before... evern hotter than the pool girl. and for me to say that about my wife takes alot.
anyways i tapped her on the shoulder and like she turned around (thats when she gave me the hot smile thing) so i explained my situation and told her that i didnt have money and she gave me 10 pesos and another lady gave me 10 more pesos.... man and i had enough to buy two packs of halls. i love her,....
shes my tuti fruti summer love.
with a tini-wini-string bikini.

retarted browsers.

2006-07-24T19:04:00.000-05:00

I have had this like posted on my BLOG for ages.. but i dont know if anyone actually watched it..... so please do.. it pwns yo.

goodbye

2006-07-22T11:11:00.000-05:00

ok so like the other day sims and Celeste and Gracie and... left.
so yea like there going to Japan now.. and like yea well we here will miss them... like miss as in there not here not miss as in the lory truck missed you so your still alive.

dude, like im gonna miss worming man....
suzy says shes gonna get good at it now so she can pwn me.... since you aint here like no one can really pwn me at anything.... lol.
we need anotehr nerd.. so if you are one.. then drop us a line.

Requirements:

that you are cool
that you are nerdy
that you pwn at worms
that you aren't a n00b
that you like can cook
that you like play worms
taht you like are good at basktelball
taht you dont think taht teh rst of us pwnereers are n00bs
that you speak some spanish
taht you can sleep
that you arent a canible
that you umm... have an emial add
that you know some basic BASH (and pwn at it like me)
that you are human
that you arent ugly.

ok so theres the list... be happy, some other lists i've seen are twice as short.
ok... yo heres happy pics...

pwning the n00bs at the water park....

...

2006-07-20T22:33:00.001-05:00

and so i lost, but then who cares? it was fun tho.
best regards to my oponent person. lol.

oh well, exitement is over....

voting

2006-07-18T00:20:00.000-05:00

hey so all votes will be like collected and counted in 2 days....
cheers.

scoring.

2006-07-14T19:01:00.000-05:00

pls place scores here.

Vanity Contest

Who wins?

Results
Free poll on your website?

*UPDATE*

new poll is up so use that pls. so yea vote again. sry for that..

view the results here.

My Vanity post.

2006-07-14T18:50:00.000-05:00

ok so finally after many great and profound brain things going on inside of my head, i have created my vainness from nothingness.
about 6 months ago, i got hired as a model, so I thought i'd thorough in my wallpapers... for teh fane lol.
therefore download and use these wonderfull wallpapers on your desktop.
the latter is a wonderfull movie that I star in.

wallpaper01

wallpaper02

Movie wallpaper

ok and now then pls visit my oppenents post... lol
heres the n00bs post.

rule 4

2006-07-12T16:47:00.000-05:00

i dont like rule 4 so im going to delete it.
if there are any objections pls say so within 12 hours.

-Admin

*UPDATE*

rule 4 is history

update.

2006-07-12T12:59:00.000-05:00

ok.. due to cool things called work im going to have to postpone the contest for another 2 days...

Vanity Contest rules:

2006-07-10T14:48:00.000-05:00

Definistin of vanity:

What vain really is,a someone who cares alot about themselves, has a mirror in hand at any given time. Cares alot about looks, always in style, usually come from a well off family with loads of money to spend on stupid brand name clothing, gucci hats and $400 shoes...Can be a girl or boy. People usually hate them since they feel so comfortable about themselves and others are just jealous.They think that their the best in everything and that theres always an easy way out because their dad or mommmy has a lot of money so they can always run to them. Vain teens usually have it best of things,cash,cars,clothing and easier than others, having expensive things to brag about. In short words, full of it, conceited,best friend is the mirror..and drug store and mall.....worships money...

Example:
A young man in my class always has a mirror in handy. He has two lockers, one for acadamic the other for his extra clothes, whitestrips, and other nicknacs. This guy is NOT gay just too full of himself, he thinks the world really cares what he wears and if his teeth are white enough. He needs to live in a 3rd world country and see that people there don't spend $50 a month to but the new premium 18 month crap whitestrips....

Vanity Contest rules:

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ru!35:

1. p057 a P1c 0n!n3 0n uR b10g.
2. u Can 0n!y p57 a5 many p1c5 a5 y0u wan7.
3. 7eh u53r5 0r \/15170r5 0f 73h B!0gg1ng c0!\!/!un17y \/\/1LL d3c1d3 \/\/05 p1c 15 7eh m057 va1n.

there now that the rules are down, you have 2 days.

-Admin

battle of vainty

2006-07-09T13:10:00.000-05:00

so one day i like PWNED this n00b at being vain.
read on/

lil_ninars:
I think we'll have a battle of vainty
lil_ninars:
yeah, I mean, who cooks naked
Sam: lololol
Sam: I do
lil_ninars:
so what do you say, is the battle of vanity on?
Sam: like.....
Sam: cool faces nd stuff....
Sam: or like ..i don't know////
lil_ninars:
just vanity in general
Sam: ok
Sam: cool
Sam: I'll pwn you
lil_ninars:
who puts up more pictures of themselves on the internet
Sam: naw... I don't have tons
lil_ninars:
I'll have to find places to advertise myself :P
Sam: and tons of pics
lil_ninars:
but we're having a battle of vanity
lil_ninars:
so I guess I'm gonna pwn you
Sam: I know.... and I don't got no camera girl
lil_ninars:
fine. the battle of vanity is off.
Sam: n00b
lil_ninars:
n00b yourself
lil_ninars:
hey I commented on your blog
Sam: cool
lil_ninars:
:P :P
Sam: your like a uber n00b at vanity
Sam: let me explain...
lil_ninars:
am not
Sam: some people are like super like vain
Sam: and other people aren't
Sam: and so then the other pwnerers
lil_ninars:
oh you don't say
Sam: are like hey you n00b
Sam: and the vain people are like n00bs already
Sam: so they like go and say no im not
Sam: but then they are
lil_ninars:
................I've got one word for you sam
Sam: so they cancel themselves out....
lil_ninars:
it's like this
lil_ninars:
ready?
Sam: k
Sam: cool
Sam: what is it?
lil_ninars:
....n00b
lil_ninars:
=))
Sam: .......................>:/
Sam: that's it....

2006-07-09T12:54:00.000-05:00

ONE MINUTE PROFILE OF THE PLEASUREMAN!
Bringing a message of true love to the world!

Pleasureman Gunther is set to have the biggest smash-hit of the summer with his fantastic debut single 'Ding Dong Song'. Günther is a 29 years old gentleman style 2000 in his best years. Günther is a true European, his origin is Sweden but he sees himself as a global citizen.

Günther has always been in the entertainment industry and now he feels it is time to change the attitude of the world to do something better.

Günther wants to change the worlds look at the sexual way of thinking, so he have started a new trend to sexualise it more in the world. "A Günther trend".
He has only started his mission to go out in the world and spread the message of Love.

The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!

--------

check out his stuff at:

http://www.gunthernet.com/

Halepiny0

2006-07-07T10:14:00.000-05:00

i think thats how you spell, it.//... like kind of a n00b post gonna be going on.
yea me nd sims did this photo shoot thing and yea these came out of it.... ll

The history pt02....

2006-06-28T20:52:00.000-05:00

right heres pt 2 of the stuff......
so like pt 03 will come out soon.... check it out...

The history....

2006-06-28T20:37:00.000-05:00

hey guys, i was going thru my photobucket album and like found these..... so i thought i'd like post them on my BLOG.....
some of them are incomplete..... so yea...

Disclamer thing:
these were all made by sam, exept the "otto man"/
copyright 2005

Running mac on a PC?

2006-06-28T17:47:00.000-05:00

well, like i thought it was impossible untill i tried it myself... yea believe it or not, you CAN run a mac on your PC. I did... heres how my desktop looks now.......

cool thing i found..... like its awesome ......

happy_bithday_V:.0002

2006-06-24T19:14:00.000-05:00

hey you, so like i made this cool card for like this cute chick at the other home. yea she like had her birthday.... yea was like some time ago but yea it took some time to like make this cool thing..... or not... hey oh, download the hiRES pic if oyu want...
oh right, ... i forgot....

Dear n00bs,
if you do not know how to download this picture with-out outside supurvision, then like read on.
if you do know how to like do cool stuff, (like downloading pics nd stuff), then you dont have to read the next part.

ok here goes....

STEP ONE:
well like downolad it.

so like yea have a good one and like stay cool yo.

yo, bring it out, sing it, rap, it,
zip in the zap, heres comes my c o r n rap.
really niggas, they do real things,
its a birthday yo, time for celebratin,
bring teh beer, nd don't you get in fear.
o so, take the can, take a swig, be happy, make a party..

tralala, bust a beat and take a step,
tralala, its time for stuff, your birthday in the hood.
tralala, yo, you like get in the v83.

teh nd.

*EDIT*
oh its for Fifi.... hey is that how you spell your name? gosh.. i feel like a n00b myself.......

Happy Birthday Yo!

2006-06-19T10:28:00.000-05:00

hey you, happy birthday! I like really wish you a cool day nd stuff. Like have a good one, and stay cool. here's like something I made in my freetime... It might not say much nd stuff, but like at least its artistic... Hey well so happy birthday, if I were there I'd buy you a beer or something..... mmmm you touch my tralala............

3D stuff

2006-06-16T09:52:00.000-05:00

ok since i am an artist, and i do do art i thought about adding art to my BLOG.. oh well, heres one from 2004.... enjoy. actually my and my bro did this one.... cool hu? another incomplete project... sigh...

For all teh Anyonymous usesrs

2006-06-16T09:46:00.000-05:00

so like since i got all of these Anynymouse users on my BLOG i decided to make their own... "n00bs have fun and SPAM on my BLOG section."
so here it is. have fun and stay in your sections.

bye.

my Apologies nd stuff

2006-06-16T09:44:00.000-05:00

yo like one morning i was thinking of redsigning me BLOG nd making it look like cooler nd all. but then i realized that i should be making this cool like person things BLOG cooler nd stuff so i decided to do that. oh yea so sry for not working on it that much .,.. i've been busy... and really i have .... like i have, im not joking. i shall work on it on my freeday.

.........RTFM.............

2006-06-12T09:32:00.000-05:00

I thought I like tried to tell teh n00bs NOT to post on my BLOG as anonymous but still they have.
maybe i get the feeling that some people do it to like bug me or something. but like if it is not so then, take 5 seconds to fill out your NAME AND whatever else you have to write in. if not then please DO NOT comment.

if you didnt read of know this then you do know it now. thanks guys.

this is the Manual.

RTFM

sooo weird...

2006-06-10T17:46:00.000-05:00

so like i tried typing my name on google and seeing what then n00bs come up with... and like here it is...

Search: Samuel John Segawa

Number 1: link broken....

Number 2:

REMF Bibliography, Viet Nam War Novels KLDarkness in Summer (translated from the Japanese by Cecilia Segawa Seigle) ... Kim, Samuel. The American POWs. Boston: Branden Press, 1979 (trade paperback) ...

Number 2: ok now this was the weirdest... like i got this weird lady selling CD's....

still none of me....

Number 4:

Rugby Statistics - Scrum.com - Rugby News, Rugby Results, Rugby ...Segawa, K. Lock, Japan, Unknown, More... Segi, Patrick, Flanker, Samoa, 21 September 1980 ... Synge, John Samuel, Flanker, Ireland, 12 July 1906, More... ...

cool...

Number 5:
Dean's Honor List: Fall 2004Samuel Evert Endicott, Kyle Craig Engelhorn Daniel S. Eum ... Ashlee Mari Segawa Daniel Dong-Hyun Seo Farzana Mohamedali Serang Kyle Stefan Sereda ...

dont know what that is....

moving on now...

number something:
Boxing Results: January 2001Junichi Watanabe W 10 Setsuo Segawa. January 29 Mamadou Thiam (34-2) TKO 8 Paolo ... John McDermott TKO 1 Eamonn Glenon Bradley Price TKO 3 Joel Viney ...

ok so like i decided to change the search for like something else...

Search2: the greendude

ok i looked and looked and after going thought the pages and know ing that this

is definately not me i like changed the words and stuff,.

Search3: n00b zone

ok cool, so first was the cool Urban Dictionary...

n00b-zone

1. A place, website, forum, chatroom where n00bs gather, or too many n00bs visit to think they're leet.
2. A group or crew of n00bs who think they 1337.

"God, N2R's site had turned into total N00b-Zone!"

"Man, lets get out this chatroom, it's N00b-Zone!"

"Those kids are 100% total n00b-zone!"

yea! i was 3rd up! cool.

Sam - n00b zoneNotify Blogger about objectionable content. What does this mean? Blogger · Send As SMS · Get your own blog · Flag Blog · Next blog · BlogThis! n00b zone ...

more navii stuff...

2006-06-08T10:08:00.000-05:00

heres the begining of the movie...

man, i'll try to upload it all sometime.

here

The Chronicles of Navii

2006-06-08T10:03:00.000-05:00

FBC.

lol guys, heres a clip from my brother and my move that we made one day.

check it out yo.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2959956315124531906&q=navii

To my dearest Lizzy

2006-06-08T09:38:00.000-05:00

My Love

Your skin glows like the mango, blossoms run as the rose in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your base voice and leaps like a horse at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great eagle wing.
I am comforted by your dress that I carry into the twilight of Lizzy-poobeams and hold next to my hand.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of wine.
As my eye falls from my glove, it reminds me of your Lizzy-poo.
In the quiet, I listen for the last base of the day.
My heated nose leaps to my Sock. I wait in the moonlight for your secret Lizzy-Poo so that we may search as one, nose to nose, in search of the magnificient Green and mystical Lizzy-poo of love.

Cool new person in my Links yo.

2006-06-05T14:44:00.000-05:00

so like one day i like started chatting with this person... she like taught me cool new words and stuff. like... me encanta tu traselo and stuff.
anyways heres her BLOG, pls DO give her a visit or two.

sounds and rice

2006-06-04T20:15:00.000-05:00

this is the coolest... check it out on Phils site.

http://www.phillydee.com/index.php?option=com_jd-wp&Itemid=29&p=40

50 Ways to Scare People In the Computer Hall

2006-06-03T21:33:00.000-05:00

50 Ways to Scare People In the Computer Hall

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop
and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on
duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's
turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the
process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to
you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
different screen than the one it's set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it
at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into
top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn
it on.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you
have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes
at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue
typing.

13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as
if they're crazy while typing.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before
starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until
someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say,
"Oops, I forgot."

16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time
required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream
"YES!" when it finishes.

17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you
(It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to
make new friends).

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets.
Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The
Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time
required.

21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it
to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and
then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.

22. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive,
when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly
where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all
done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After
doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the
person next to you.

26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the
person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you
never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this
releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them
linger.

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split
ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as
you leave.

28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family
on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove
shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by
layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku
about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your
paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain
about the bad working conditions.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!"
and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is
smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A
Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum
its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying
"Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard
& taking it.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that
sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again
until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the
space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your
neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times,
erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your*
delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the
space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've
deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then,
suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the
space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!"
Print out your document and leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab
monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For
special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk
drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)

41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really
puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly.
Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making
elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or
the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek
up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh,
good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk
to them like you've known them all your lives. Hangup before
they geta chance to figure out you're a total stranger.

45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound
effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that
the lead doesn't work.

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species
of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence,
then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss
the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy
mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then
the computer assistant, and walk out.

48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!",
then calmly sit down and begin to type.

49. Giggle franticly and ask the person next to you if they have ever heard of Alester Crowley.

50. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker
chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest
person and say "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my
pet crocodile for the next week".

to All you Anonyomous n00bs out there.,..

2006-06-01T09:33:00.000-05:00

hey, please do NOT post on my BLOG as Anonymous. i will delete your comment. thanks

-root

sounds and images

2006-05-25T11:50:00.000-05:00

Sup n00bs? so like i found this cool post on a cool site one day and i thought i'd share it with the readers of my BLOG. yea please DO comment as that is the purpose of this post. and like just to let you guys know,.. umm your like a n00b if you didn't understand or post a comment expressing your induviduallity and what you think. so please do comment and therefore avoid the horrid label of being a n00b.

~!// Begin cool link thing //!~

Suppose I were to take the mathematical ratios and formulas related to plant growth, cellular health, structural integrity, and so on, and represent them with sound or light.

Now suppose I were to take the mathematical ratios and formulas related to plant decay, atomic decay, structural decay, and so on, and represent them with sound or light.

I will not yet carry out such an experiment personally. First, let us now see what every one thinks either will produce.

Let us call growth, health, and structural integrity, number 1. We will call decay, destruction, and death, number 2. They are obviously opposites.

Now in your own imaginative words write what you think number 1 and/or number 2 will sound and/or look like.

This should be interesting.

~!// End of cool link thing //!~

check out his site at,,. HERE

10 worst album covers of all time.

2006-05-23T17:41:00.000-05:00

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

like check this out guys.,. its cool.

Stuff

2006-05-18T17:24:00.000-05:00

ok so heres my cool 10 people that i like really think are cool and all.

James:

this dude is like my coolest buddy. like my hommie and a cool wigger. like hes cool to hang out with and do cool things with.
rock on dude...

Aiki:

right me and Aiki have known each other since we were like MC's. and man like growing up is like growing up.. you know you change... ok well this dude is cool... kinda into his pretty boy look and all,,, but still good at heart. only thing that i dont like about him is that he calls me Zander all

the time....

sims:

like we get along good... play worms 2 and stuff... i PWN him at it... he PWNs me so i guess its even. have some good arguments and discussions and stuff.
fun dude to hang out with.

Jonnie:

gosh i dont know how you got on my top ten... like the 1st time i met this guy he like played a nasty trick on me... i wont get into that.. but now i laugh at it and stuff... were good pals now... like hes very amusing.. man... the camp was fun...

Lizzy:

lizzy is like my good friend. like she walks to the gym with me and stuff. she also laughs at my korny jokes that come from the corn bushes and stuff. shes really sweet and makes me liquados.

Alyx:

yay! ok your cool too.
like i dont know what to write... your fun to chat with,,
oh i got onw... she promised to write me.

William Henry:

undoubtedly the coolest guy in the world. I love him and he has been a blessing to me many times.

Suzy (Mari-chan):

suzy! like i love you. you like are a cool person to work with... like i never get tired of seeing your face in the office.. like you know some people you like see so much that you cringe when you see their face.... nope! that doesn't happen when i see you. everyone... all hail, the Giant Freak!

Mana:

my Aquarian counterpart. we get along great and she teaches me Piano... well she used to. she is a cool person... often foprgets things... but then so do i. we have good laughs ne?

The cute Girl from the gym:

I love you. i see her almost every time i go there... she looks at me and we connect... she smiles and then i do to. there is love in the air..

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ok so then that sums it up.

bye all...
oh so i tagg people too then right...

ok.

well everyones been taged so thats it then,

I see...So,..... MR. President.....

2006-05-13T20:43:00.000-05:00

Definition of Bush:

1. The dumbest person ever in America
2. One who wins an election unfairly
3. A monkey
4. The worst world leader ever
5. One who has trouble with pronouncing simple words (such as nuclear)

Bush Keeping It Gangsta !!

President Bush gettin' head

presidents should be able to read

Bush Blunders Part 1

Bush Searching for WMD

scroll

2006-05-13T20:28:00.000-05:00

some more art here,,,,, hopefully my site wont be so dead anymore.....

PWNED

2006-05-08T19:15:00.000-05:00

look and see,
the pea in the sea.

The Great Yuderman

2006-05-07T19:44:00.000-05:00

ok guys, i started on making my 1st track for my album.... actually this is a demo test thing. it might not go in my hip house album, but then it might.. i like it.

oh, i dont have a server to upload it to so sorry. just immagine what it would sound like.

Skin H

2006-05-07T09:49:00.000-05:00

like hey dudes, i got my skin head now. I got Simona to shave it. it feels awesome. maybe i'll post pics of it. yo.

WWP

2006-05-06T20:45:00.000-05:00

ok guys, we just had a worms world party. Like it rocked we setup the comp next to the TV and played on the TV with all the people. lots of n00bs. i had to school them and do a tutorial on how to play Worms. man, i actually got n00bed by one of the n00b5 one one of the games. Actually i did quite good this time. i only blew myself up once. but i still showed the n00bs who the Pwnererer is.

peace-

2006-05-04T18:48:00.000-05:00

hey guys, heres some new people.

Santi and his sister. give their blogs some hits too.

more changes

2006-05-04T10:26:00.000-05:00

hey guys, i was origionally making this for Alyx, but she didnt like it so , i changed it some more and now im thinking of using this on my site, what do the other civillians think?

my new COOL house

2006-05-01T20:59:00.001-05:00

like hi n00bs. I like moved into my tree house today. I fixed it up and all. pics will be up soon.

My Advanced Global Personality Test Results

2006-04-30T14:40:00.000-05:00

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|	16%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Physical fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	57%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%

The Greendude

2006-04-28T22:40:00.000-05:00

Ok so heres the story of Mr. Greendude.

Greendude was a cool lemon hanging from a tree.

One day he was picked by a hand that pulled him off from his high place in the tree.

The only thing that spared him from an inevitable squashing was a pimple that he had on his head. Because of this, he was given eyes and a mouth, and placed on a stand for all to see. He now the true Greendude. May he live forever.

at the Gym today...

2006-04-27T22:05:00.000-05:00

Ok well I finally was able to go to the gym today. Like its been 5 days since I last went and i felt really bad. Like I felt that part of my body was missing.
Well so I go there... and I look over to the pool to see if the cute swimmer girl is there.....and no, my cute girl isn't there... well anyways I don't let that discourage me and I go for my work out. Ok so as im putting my clothes in my locker and as I lock it up, I realize that I locked my key in the locker....
So I have to go tell the lady at the counter what happened... well at least I kinda know her and she was very simpathetic about it. I felt kinda n00bish.
well, in the end it all turned out cool and all. I got a good workout and sauna. oh and it was really weird... when I was changing I had the sudden urge to check my pants pocket.. so i did and then I find a 50 peso bill that i have no recolection of. funny...

Art

2006-04-27T18:42:00.000-05:00

some stuff i drew in my free time today...

Air Chairs

2006-04-26T22:56:00.000-05:00

Air Chairs

Air chairs, what are they? Why do you need them? What do world wide stats show about them? How should you buy one?

What is it?
Air chairs are a new breed of health chairs. With the growing trend of health freaks and gurus promoting their products and ways of so called, “healthful lives,” you as an individual might wonder, “What us really good for me?” We have the answers.
Air chairs differ from other health and good posture chairs. The health chair category usually includes stools, straw and wooden chairs, as well as some new plastic, concrete, and ceramic chairs. These usually have an overall “healthful” look to them. The only downside is that they don't really help your body all that much.
Good posture chairs usually resemble a chair that looks like its straight from a horror movie. Yes, as horrible as they look, these seating items are, in fact, good for your posture. The downside of the posture chair is that they don't have that cool, classy look about them. (in writing this, i assume that your not the type that likes their house to look like a hospital.)
The Air Chair is different. It combines the artistic looks, feelings, and joy of the health chairs, along with the goodness and posture of the good posture chairs. Along with all that, Air Chairs are completely customizable.

Why do you need it?
Given that we have a basic definition of air chairs, why do you need it? According to many sources that study “pose and posture”, Air Chairs offer the civilian population more seating arrangements to choose from than are provided by normal household or forms of health chairs.
Because of the overall decline of human posture, Air Chairs have been greatly in demand. By using logical and right minded thinking skills, our scientist has deduced that over 65% of the world have or will soon have chronic bad posture.
The Air Chair improves the individuals quality of life. Studies show that compared to Health Chairs, Air Chairs give individuals a longer life span, better health care, greater economic stability and security, more prestigious employment, better sitting satisfaction, less dependency on government health support, greater community health, leadership skills, more strength to do voluntary work, more self confidence, and less criminal activity. In addition, Air Chair users supposedly have more intelligence than the average teenager. (the posture greatly enhances your brain thinking skills.)
Air Chairs will also enable individuals to expand their knowledge and skills, express their thoughts clearly in speech and writing, grasp abstract concepts and theories, and increase their understanding of of health and good posture.
“Health Magazine” published an article which said that, “we must ensure that each individual in the whole world reweaves an Air Chair that will allow full and continual participation in this dynamic period of world history.” What they are trying to say is that without and Air Chair, you may be left out. As time goes on, the relationship between an Air Chair and success will be more and more significant in our health-driven global community.

What do the stats show?
Do you know that Air Chair users are more likely to live past the age of 42? A survey of more of less than 53 people showed that people who use Air Chairs were more happy, fit, and smiling. Also of Air Chair users aged 18 to 20, 88% had passed those years comfortably and without back problems. Also, about 20% of those surveyed had received various health and fitness awards.

Now, look up and think of the long term benefits, as well as the short term benefits of the Air Chair. Remember, good health and posture is a good life.

Star bucks fans

2006-04-25T10:20:00.000-05:00

yo all you starbucks fans. umm well like check it out, heres something that i made like on my freeday, iwanted to like put coffe in it and stuff, but it didnt look all that good so i took the coffee out and now its just the cup.

n00b

2006-04-25T09:13:00.000-05:00

r1t3 w3l ! wsa cha77ng w17h M1ka the o7hr3e n1t3 and sh3 a$k3d m3 wut a n00b w@$ nda l1ek w3ll h3r3s teh 3xpl1ina7!on th@ u w3r3 wa71Ng 4.

Definition of no0b

Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults. Commonly found in allegiance with "1337$1'331<," or "leetspeak," the accepted language of computer gaming geeks which takes a ludicrous amount of time to type.

(A good deal of this definition is opinionated, given. But the definition still resides within.)

"MY ARE 1337 CRO-MAGNON H4XX0R!!! MY ARE PWN J00!!! n00b!!!"

n.

1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.

v.

1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge

NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie

n.

This n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game.

v. Look at this guy n00bing it up - I've never seen anyone die so fast, so often.

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?

liek y3a s0 ter3s ur def of a n00b. 0 nd u r a n00b if u r r3adng tius ting.

Roses

2006-04-17T18:14:00.000-05:00

something that i made in my freetime today.

Week 2 - Roach Frags

2006-04-17T09:16:00.001-05:00

right, heres the frags for this week.

the winner of week two is...

Sims with 30 frags.
second place to Sam (A.K.A. "King of n00bs") with 29 frags.
and last place goes to Susy with only 8 frags.

heres more details///

Highest fragger: Sims
Highest Accuacy: Sam
I Ain't got no friends award: ----
Best broom frags: Sam
Highest Hammer Frags: Sam
Most Expensive repair award: Sam
Double kill Award: Sims
I forgot my frags Award: Suzy
Best Team play: Sims and Sam

right now roach fragging fans. get ready for week 3.

Turn your Hamster into a ......

2006-04-16T17:58:00.000-05:00

a very atrocious idea

roach renders

2006-04-14T10:27:00.000-05:00

right hers some models for the new game that will be coming out soon. called "Mexico"..
the object of the game... kill all the roaches that you can.

Update

2006-04-12T19:15:00.000-05:00

cool. i totally redesigned the site this time. hopfully this will be the last edit i do to it.

Mech City

2006-04-12T15:53:00.000-05:00

ok heres an unfinished project.. hopefully i can render out the final image...

Kitty Gundam EVO

2006-04-11T17:09:00.000-05:00

Bew bew bew! You baddies better watch out, this Mobile Suit Gundam kitty is coming to kick ass and take names. This Gundam features all of the usual quirks of most other Gundams, like rockets, lasers, and super powers but also includes one more special ability. Kitty Gundam has the ability to be so damn cute that there is nothing left to do but surrender yourself to the almightiness of it. Expect to see the full length movie, Kitty Gundam, Not Your Mother’s Saucer of Milk, in the near future along with the short animated series, Kitty Gundam EVO: Days of Reckoning.

mausoleum

2006-04-09T23:19:00.000-05:00

AIP poster

2006-04-09T23:02:00.000-05:00

something i did for the AIP thing.

My hip hop album

2006-04-08T18:58:00.000-05:00

ok so im gonna try to make a hiphop album and make it cool and all.... read on

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(18:55:08) Sam: oh hey
(18:55:10) Sam: this is cool
(18:55:19) Sam: im gonna make a hip-hop album
(18:55:23) luv_isblind_imnot: ahahhahaha
(18:55:27) luv_isblind_imnot: yeah right!!!!
(18:55:28) Sam: with cool beats and stuff
(18:55:30) Sam: yes I am
(18:55:34) Sam: simz is gonna help me
(18:55:43) Sam: seriously
(18:55:50) luv_isblind_imnot: OH MI GOD! GOOD LORD!
(18:55:53) Sam: ?
(18:56:03) Sam: what's wrong
(18:56:06) Sam: I really am
(18:56:09) luv_isblind_imnot: THAT IS JUST HILARIOUS!!!
(18:56:14) luv_isblind_imnot: I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
(18:56:15) Sam: and im gonna like do some rap in it and stuff
(18:56:19) luv_isblind_imnot: IT DRIVES ME TO CAPITAL LETTERS!
(18:56:21) luv_isblind_imnot: AHAHAHAHAHA
(18:56:22) luv_isblind_imnot: OH AHAHAHA
(18:56:24) luv_isblind_imnot: THAT IS FUNN
(18:56:26) luv_isblind_imnot: funny
(18:56:28) Sam: ok well im gonna post this on my BLOG
(18:56:35) Sam: really I will
(18:56:43) Sam: oh nice, no caps
(18:56:59) Sam: im really serious and it will turn out like super DUPER cool
(18:57:33) luv_isblind_imnot: hahahaha
(18:57:43) luv_isblind_imnot: well I hope so
(18:57:52) Sam: I'll show you!
(18:58:02) Sam: shakes his finger
(18:58:04) luv_isblind_imnot: make sure you send me it
(18:58:05) luv_isblind_imnot: fine!
(18:58:07) luv_isblind_imnot: show me!
(18:58:10) luv_isblind_imnot: let me hear it
(18:58:11) Sam: and shakes his head
(18:58:18) Sam: I haven't started yet
(18:58:42) luv_isblind_imnot: hehe
(18:58:50) luv_isblind_imnot: well I'm sure you will have lots of fun.
(18:58:56) Sam: yea
(18:59:03) Sam: ok so change subject now

any ways ... be on the look out for new and wonderfull hiphop! (NAWHH)

site changes

2006-04-08T15:21:00.000-05:00

right so i spent some time updating my site.
the greendudes are gone.

oh and i finally found out how to get rid of Alyx off of my team members. yeppie!

-Legalize It-

2006-04-05T11:32:00.000-05:00

Hamburgurs are yummy nigger,
However fattening they may be.
Since my wife is a gold digger,
Choose the Big-Mac for me.

Take away the evil salad,
We don't need it, its not a must.
Hear ye, and listen to this balad,
Know that it is in fat we trust.

The one size that was banned,
Shall me reopened adn spanned.
The supersize is tight,
Legalize it, its right.

- Sam Segawa 2006

Say Goodbye

2006-04-05T10:38:00.000-05:00

hey heres some dorky thing that i had to do for school.

Here I
Waddle by,
And sigh:
It is
Time to,
Say goodbye

EGGS

2006-04-01T20:42:00.000-06:00

man... ok i've been sick for the past few days. horrible thing it is, being sick, o like feel like puking all the time. our internet has been down for like some time. anywys this is like the weirdest thing that happened to me while i was here.
ok so simz and I were like going to walk to the gym to work out... (becasue thats like the only thing we do there. yea because its a gym... and at a gym you work out and stuff.)
and so were like half way there and i hear this crash sound. and i look in front of me and i see this broken glass bottle on the floor. and so the freak in the car like said some curse word and like drove off. i kept on walking and theni felt this bang on my shoulder. and im like o shit what if that was a bottle and i got stabbed or something. so i reach back and felt my back and there was this sticky thing on my back. and so simz looked at it and we found out that it was an egg. man i was so pissed at those ******* people. such NOOBS to even try to like do that to us...... anyways yea weird stuff.

Hey, it's not MY fault

2006-04-01T13:51:00.000-06:00

It's not, I promise! It's just that I received this link from Mr. Sam Man and I didn't know what it was so I clicked on it to find out...and now I'm a contributor.

Oh yay. Just what I wanted. To be closely associated with green dudez. Fun.

And Mr. Computer man, Mr. Photoshopper Photomanipulator can do all sorts of things that I do not understand...but does not know how to go to "members" and hit "delete contributor". Don't ask me how. It's like...unfathomable.

Anyway, Sam, here's my plan. Next time your online, call me, and I will walk you though this exciting process, step-by-step okay?

Sam's psalms for your daily life

2006-03-22T21:47:00.000-06:00

Psalms ///.... For fun noobs....

Sam's Psalms 1:1 And thus I did enter into the door, and behold sweat did poor forth and fall onto the floor. And afterwards to the refreshing of the body with water.

Sam's Psalms 1:2 Therefore despair not and rejoice and bask in the sunlight that warms your skin.

Sam's Psalms 1:3 Lift thine heavy weights and rejoice that it is building muscle.

Sam's Psalms 1:4 Behold when pizza is thus served then do not delay in the opening of thine mouth. Eat therefore and be content with the joy of food.

Sam's Psalms 1:5 Now lift up thine eyes unto to sky, and look for the silver bird with rotors ontop of it. it shall be descending then. and go therefore unto the special person.

Sam's Psalms 1:6 And when it is ready the ring shall be presented unto the bride, and there shall be cheering and wavings.

Sam's Psalms 1:7 When the ball leaves the air, then shall also the cake be eaten. For thus believeth the song that remaineth on my lips.

Sam's Psalms 1:8 Offend not the giant freaks. For out of their mouth shall come honey and milk.

Sam's Psalms 1:9 Go now therefore unto the house of Milton and please do write nicely and use all the rules therein and therefore. selah.

Atlantean Crystals

2006-03-21T14:05:00.001-06:00

this is awesom reading guys....

It is written - or perhaps channeled - as this information cannot be verified - that the ancient Atlanteans used crystals extensively, as part of their everyday lives.

Crystals varied in patterns or grid - sizes - color combinations - and tones. Crystals follow harmonic frequencies and could be used with an instrument that looks like a tuning fork.

Crystals received power from a variety of sources, including the Sun, the Earth's energy grid system, or from each other.

read the rest Here

and some more by .....

One of the most interesting theories as to what happened to the Atlantis continent is the idea that it is Antarctica! The land mass did not sink; it was moved to the South Pole. Antarctica is so heavily guarded. Very few people have permission to visit Antartica. It is virtually a frozen Area 51. What wonders could be hidden under all the snow and ice? Could there be the remnants of pyramids larger than the Great Pyramid?

Do not take Egyptian tours and believe the tour guide; do not read traditional books or see the usual Discovery Channel/Nova documentary and believe the information. The Maya were not human-sacrificing savages. That view is not consistent with builders who can construct magnificent installations with far superior means than today's modern techniques. Present educators still teach the savage, ancient, American Indian concept probably because of ego. Academicians want you to swallow the idea that there was a smooth, upwardly-moving curve of progress to the human race. In other words, that we are superior to the early humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. We began in the highest form of spiritual and physical existence. It has been downhill ever since. Atlantis was destroyed and its survivors were the Pre-Egyptians and Pre-Incas. Later, after more paradises and destructions, came the age of Egypt and the Inca. As we go back in time, the greater the civilization. The age of stone stuctures ended and there was the amazing Cahokia, Hopi and Anastasi tribes. They constructed fantastic earthen buildings with curved rooms and pyramids. After Egypt, there were intermediate civilizations such as Sumeria and Babylon. They were before the Greeks and they were more advanced than the Greeks.

The pyramids are sophisticated energy transceivers. In a hundred years, when we explore other worlds, we will visit new planets and set up colonies. We will then use Tesla's EM principles to tap into the planet's electrical fields by building pyramids and creating energy grids around the new planet. This scenario has already happened in our distant prehistory. Our ancestors mastered: wireless energy, cloning, space travel, atomic energy, anti-gravity, lasers, etc. Every aspect of known technology was perfected in Atlantis; as well as machines beyond your wildest dreams.

The ancients moved the monoliths on a cushion of electricity. Anti-gravity certainly can be achieved. How else can 100 ton or 200 ton stones be set in place with incredible precision? The 8000 ton obelisk, the Stone of the South in Lebanon, could not have been formed by simple means. The most amazing example of cut and transported stonework in the continental U.S. is Coral Castle in Florida; built in the 20th Century. Ed Leedskalnin knew the secret of anti-gravity and stated that the ancient monoliths were moved electrically.

Anti-gravity is how the ancients moved the great stones. {This is exactly what we would do in the future on a new, planetary colony; our explorers would use natural, long-lasting, materials (stone) and construct permanent bases. We would know how to tap into a planet's EM fields by building pyramids (lens) and utilizing this natural flow for power}. By completing a grid of colonies circling ancient Earth, the Atlanteans could wirelessly plug into any point on the planet for electrical power.

The problem with centralized power towers is: If the transmitters are destroyed, there goes the whole grid! Each Atlantean colony; each Cradle of Civilization; had to protect its tower. But in an all out war, these power towers could be made to implode. Destroying a Tesla-principled, World System at its heart...could be what brought down Atlantis. The most efficient way of generating and distributing electricity is also a dangerous enterprise if the powerhouse or station is not adequately protected.

When something goes wrong with your television picture, don't you change channels? Isn't that because you want to see if the problem is your set or the station sending the signal? For thousands of years, the Atlanteans relied on their wireless grid always being there like television reception. But, one fateful day, the power plug was pulled; no more electricity out of thin air...All vehicles failed; all machines came to a crashing halt and all cities became powerless.

Later ages had to pick up the pieces after the many super wars that have occurred on Earth; to the point of reusing what they could from the previous age. They also rebuilt the world grid, but not to the extent of the earlier age. It has been argued: Where are the saucers and all of the fantastic devices of Atlantis? The survivors reused everything in New Atlantis. Time erased so much; we are talking about much longer periods of time than what the history books tell us. Then, there was a Great Flood that washed the evidence away. All that survived the catastrophe would be pyramids, great statues and the ancient monoliths.

The Inca contructed massive fortresses very high up in the Andes Mountains. Were these strongholds where they preserved knowledge and technology? Were they safe-guarding important records in the aftermath of the global devastation, post Atlantis? Skulls have been found of ancient Peruvians with holes in very sensitive areas of the brain. These were sophisticated operations on areas of the brain where modern doctors will not touch. There is evidence of healing; so we know these advanced brain operations were conducted on living people. Stone rooms were discovered to contain huge numbers of large-brained Cro-Magnons. Were these cloning experiments? The Inca also had modern dentistry.

Ruins were discovered in Central America around the Vera Cruz area. This was another mysterious civilization known as the Olmecs. Large, 50 ton stone heads were found in dense jungles. The faces appeared African; which (supposedly) is a society that these indians should not have known. The Olmec pyramids were larger than Mayan pyramids. What was interesting is the age of this new discovery: Olmecs were placed before the Maya but not as old as the Inca. Olmecs might have been the first jungle dwellers in Central America. Here, again, the earlier race is the more sophisticated. Inca to Olmec to Maya to Aztec to American Indian...is the deevolution. All originated from primal Atlantis. And Atlantis was as high-tech as you can get.

The Mayan descendants made little sculptures of what were taken for insects by archeology. They are actually small models of delta-wing fighters. The later Mayan Age no longer had saucer-vimanas, they had airplanes. The models have rough versions of people in the cockpit. The archaeologist sees this as the eye of the 'insect.' These are representations of Aztec aircraft; the perfect intermediate age. These flying indians were still advanced, but not as great as a few thousand years earlier...with light-speed Incas.

Nazca's lines prove that our ancestors had flying vehicles. The interesting fact on this flat plain is: The lines do not go and then stop suddenly. If you examine all of the large drawings (the dog, monkey, spider, etc.) that only make sense from high in the air...the lines are one continuous motion. It is like the Nazca lines were sprayed. They were lasered from the air. In a land with virtually no erosion and weathering, these 4 inch-wide marks could last thousands of years. The large Trident at the Bay of Pisco is actually a drawing of a rocket with thruster flames.

If we came from apes, why are there living apes today? The question is: How did one group of primates evolve so fast (and became us) and other apes have remained the same over time? Gorillas and chimps should be found only in the fossil record...if we originally came from apes. But, they are alive right now. You can pet a monkey. Humans and apes have lived in the same environment. What so drastically changed one group of them? It is not how similar we are to apes; it is how greatly different we are from them. There is no genealogical connection between humans and apes. The missing-link does not exist; therefore, it will never be found.

Mr. Evolutionist thinks that subtle changes happen over incredibly long periods of time. That is true; slow changes occur. But, what history teaches us is that big changes have happened quickly. Many of these violent, world-changing, events down through history were not natural. Great changes have happened, by artificial means; such as ancient nuclear wars. In India, some of the first books describe what could only be atomic explosions and various flying vehicles. There are reports of what was a forcefield weapon that could sweep across the land and literally level everything.

In George Pal's Atlantis: the Lost Continent there were numerous advanced technologies portrayed: flying machines and submarines; powerful, laser weapons from large crystals and genetic engineering. Human subjects were being changed into animals. Our mythological creatures could be memories from days in Atlantis of ancient DNA experiments.

When we see Egyptian drawings of a birdman and dogman: Who is to say that these are only costumes? Anubis, Ra, Isis, Osiris and other Egyptian gods could have been aliens or the result of genetic engineering.

The feathered-serpent became the god of the Maya; Quetzalcoatl. He was a great teacher, bringer of knowledge and light; he came from the stars and he returned to the stars. The Aztec had the exact same legend with their god Kukukan. Thousands of years earlier, the Incas had their savior with the god Viracocha. Was it reincarnation that bonded these societies? Were they destined to repeat the same events over and over?

To Alyx

2006-03-20T02:01:00.000-06:00

To my dear Alyx,

You always cheer me up,
like a beer in a cold cup.

You laugh when my jokes are crappy,
and make me feel all sappy.

Your face is bright and merry,
and when im with you, im never unhappy.

And when i get old and loose my hair,
you might just cheer me up and take me to the fair.

When I'm an old monk, you'll come to cheer me up,
you might even come dressed as a jigger and say, "was' sup?"

Thats why Alyx is special, and that is why I love her so.
because of her coolness, and wonderfull brightness.

I love you Alyx.

ouch.

2006-03-19T19:41:00.000-06:00

today at the gym i was putting some weights on a bar-bell, and one of them fell on my toe... man it hurt like hell. it felt like i had a heart in my toe.
oh well its better now.... thts just the ouchiest thing that happened to me here in mexico.... oh exept that time.... well, i had like this horrid head ache and it like almost made me like feel like puking.

101 Ways To Annoy People

2006-03-15T22:25:00.000-06:00

ok heres some stuff for fun...
try doing one a day.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.